there's an advert on US television for some financial services firm featuring Tommy Lee Jones
if you watch it in high-def you can see how much makeup he has on. He looks like Bill Murray after shooting the whisky commercial in Lost In Translation. I never needed to know that Tommy Lee Jones wears guyliner.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I fucking hate HD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I fucking hate the way the pronounce it on Sky Sports. 'Coming up, Liverpool take on Fulham, also available in haitch dee'
fucking fuckers.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Footy in HD looks like a computer game

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Was it you that told me about Gary Neville saying that Luiz plays
'like he's being controlled by a 10 year old on a playstation'? That still makes me smile.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

IT'S AITCH YOU FUCKING PRICKS.
Yes. I agree with you.
Stupid people trying to sound like clever people and sounding like stupid people instead. Cunts.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

idubitably, I couldn't concur with greater alcacitry.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

iDubitably. The new dubitably from apple.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Bugger,
Oh well, at least I proved your point.

I believe I also meant 'alacrity' actually. Oh well.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Oh dear Scarpe.
Back to bed, try again tomorrow, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I just want a dubitably.
It sounds like a tablet for Stanley Unwin.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

only pricks care about the way other pricks pronounce the letter H

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It grates.
It grates because these are chavs who normally drop their "h"s thinking that they sound better if they add an h to the front of h when pronouncing h.
And when you knife them they spell argh wrong.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

the world would be a better place if everybody was taken outside and shot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

"were" taken outside and shot
"if" takes the subjunctive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Quentin can take my subjunctive any time he likes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

oh cool thx bbz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

oh-oh Quentin, your girlfriend's here.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

My daughter is being raised to say 'haitch'.
I am fighting a losing battle against this. Her mother is bright, but from Kent and thus has some pronunciation 'issues'.

She cannot say the word 'girl', for example.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

what does she say instead of girl?
young lady?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Girw I'll wager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

wtf is a girw? i have never heard of a girw

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

My son's TEACHERS "corrected" him on it.
The fucking cunts.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Oh dear.
That's realy quite worrying.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

There's two "l"s in "really".

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Oh fucksocks.
Maybe Monty has the right idea and I should just go back to bed today.

Although I'd probably miss and fall asleep in the wardrobe the way this is going for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

He needs all the help he can get.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)