I'm desperate to go and get some port from Tesco.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Go forth, my son.
How was the 'Dam.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I'm gonna have some port with the landlord tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

did they fix your heating?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Hiya, I meant my pub landlord.
But on the flat score, they did fix my heating, eventually. Turns out I was right all along and it needed chemically unclogging, flushing and inhibiting. Hahaha, two boiler, two pumps and four radiators later!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)

hahaha
nice
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Just so you know, I am also a landlord. You won't believe the secrets they let us in on... hahha, I guess you still only get BBC 1,2,3,4& news. LoL.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

.....whereas they all watch the hidden webcams?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I bet you think TVs are one way, fool.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

*zips back up again and slowly backs away out of the living room*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I had a landlord like you once.
Right, i'm off dahn pub.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Get your Port on, Baz
p.s.

Is it not time for our annual pint?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)

It most certainly is.
I'm going home next Saturday, any time before then is dandy. Get other North Eastern wrong'un internet folk involved as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I shall sort something forthwith

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)