It's my round. Who wants what?
I am drinking the gayest drink ever. Sparkling rose wine. We have no red or white in the house and this was a present.....

I may stick with the pink and move onto sloe gin later but this should be after I've finished the upgrade I'm about to start. Rock and/or roll
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:11, 172 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sticking with the pink, eh?
probably best - she probably would like to keep her bumhole in one piece.

I have port. There is no storm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Easy pink or difficult brown?
Port is good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I am on the driving lager.
I am so fucked, 3 nights on the bounce!

Most definitely rock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)

You have wimped out on Jeffstock!
Shoddy work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I've had a six Stella lunch with him today!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I bet he is out tonight though, eh?
:o)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Point taken.
I think my caner crown has slipped big style. 38 mate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)

hehe
I lost mine years ago so you get credit for 6 pints at lunchtime.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:26, Reply)

i decided to forgo port
and instead have rice pudding from the can.

My rock and roll is but a shadow of a memory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

My glass is empty
but the upgrade is not going well. I shall rectify both now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I don't know whether to go to bed
Or have a nervous breakdown.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Go for the breakdown
But make sure you have it online so we can all watch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

*gibbers*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

MOAR GIBBERING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I'm desperate to go and get some port from Tesco.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Go forth, my son.
How was the 'Dam.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I'm gonna have some port with the landlord tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

did they fix your heating?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Hiya, I meant my pub landlord.
But on the flat score, they did fix my heating, eventually. Turns out I was right all along and it needed chemically unclogging, flushing and inhibiting. Hahaha, two boiler, two pumps and four radiators later!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)

hahaha
nice
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Just so you know, I am also a landlord. You won't believe the secrets they let us in on... hahha, I guess you still only get BBC 1,2,3,4& news. LoL.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

.....whereas they all watch the hidden webcams?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I bet you think TVs are one way, fool.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

*zips back up again and slowly backs away out of the living room*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I had a landlord like you once.
Right, i'm off dahn pub.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Get your Port on, Baz
p.s.

Is it not time for our annual pint?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)

It most certainly is.
I'm going home next Saturday, any time before then is dandy. Get other North Eastern wrong'un internet folk involved as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I shall sort something forthwith

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I'm gonna have to head out and get some wine.
We were going out but the missus has a sore throat. And I didn't get the bloody job either. Back to the drawing board.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, DG.
It will happen. Cream rises to the top, old boy!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:35, Reply)

This^
It was a shit job anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Thing is, I went to the pub on my way back for consolatory pint.
Reading through the newspapers on the bar was like reading a portent of doom about the bloody economy, which of course made me feel much fucking better about things.

Ah well. Off for some wine now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:40, Reply)

KNICKERS

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Best of all the bottom coverings

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I've got Belgian stout, washing-up and Any Questions on R4
Rock and fucking roll
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Frozen Planet on Sky Plus, an out of hours upgrade and rose wine
I win at gay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

You're doing work on Friday night?
I'm sure this isn't how it was meant to turn out sporto
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

You are fucking right there Tangles
Fucking shit it is. Still, kids asleep and Mrs Cow is off out on her Christmas do so wine, ice and upgrades for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Work and alcohol
It's the future
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Not going well it would seem
Fucksocks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm watching the end of K-Pax the film on Film4. I loved the books so much.
Friday night is tablet night, I counted them when I took them, 21 this evening. I'll be out like a lamp in a ocuple of hours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

21?!
Fucking hell!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)

That's a lot of smack!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Nyom, nyom, nyom..... morphine.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Yup, if you count all day then it's around 30-35 depending on how I've decided to split some of them up (eg, I got 10s and 20s of the same drug).
It used to be in the 50s at one point.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

No wonder you have bad guts!
Probably streched from all the tablets

You have my sympathies at Woe Guts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I honestly don't think up anything of it, they're as natural to me as breathing or drinking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Do they limit the prescription because it's such a powerful drug?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Yah', I only get 5 days worth at a time, same with the (very low does) of methadone.
And every 2-3 weeks I gotta have a bloodtest for some stuff called Mexotrixate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Makes sense I suppose.
You could make a fortune selling it on. I imagine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yeah', probably, but I need them myself and that's not gonna change any time soon.
And you can't do the "I lost them" thing to many times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

That's a book I always think I should have raed
I've not seen the film either. Why should I read it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

It's fantastic, I've read the origional trillogy about 5 times, plus the other books quite a bit too.... the film is just the first book.
It's about a doctor in a mental home who comes across as guy who claims to be from another planet. He can do things that a lot of people can't, like see Inffared light and know a lot of things about stars'n'planets. There is a lot of is-he-isn't-he in there. But the story of the guy who the alien took over from is actually a split-personailty and has had some horrifc things happen to him.

It's a fantastic phsycology film, can be a bit weepy in time, and has a lot of magical moments.... there is a simularity there to Patch Adams, if you liked that, you'll deffo like this. But even if you hated Patch Adams, and I know a lot of people who do, you can still really really enjoy this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I have not seen patch adams
perhaps i shall make the effort to read or watch the film (not patch adams) sometime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I honestly love it, it's a shame it's not on kindle or i'd get myself another copy.
He comes up with some amazing things, such as a palistinan and israeli girl writes to him and both ask how to stop their people from fighting. He replied the exact same thing to both of them... "No matter what happens to you, anything at all, do not retaliate for 1 month. If you still want to fight after that, then go ahead".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

oh man
I've been on a dating site so long I briefly found myself having an opinion about its format/features changes :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)

We need to setup b3tadat3.com
This would work wonders I feel, with so many people getting together from here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)

imagine it, though
yeauh all those desperate sweaty virgins getting together
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Just a thought!
Where did you meet your ex-husband?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)

in a uni bar
while I was dressed like a zombie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

You did make a good zombie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm a damn good zombie

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Thats the spirit!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

yeah right
from the sound of it you went looking for braaaaaains in all the wrong places.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

must remember not to make
romantic decisions when undead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Thinking with your BRAINS, not your ....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

A mate recomended to me to try Plenty o fish instead, I might give that a shot, but when I'm in the new gaff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

i spent about 4 hours on it
before running in terror. Full of scary people.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

.....unlike here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

10 people who've never seen my picture and don't know anything about me don't ask me to go on a date
in an evening here. Hence it's moderately less scary
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I suppose so
Never been on any dating website thingies so wouldn't have a clue!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

show off

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Pure luck, I assure you
You have seen pics of me on Facebook, right?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

safer not to answer this question

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

haha!
I do have mirrors in my house
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

You doing anything tomorrow?
Fancy a drink, perhaps something to eat?
Maybe get engaged?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)

See, this is smooth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

*flashbacks*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

you can work your new landlord status into your profile

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Multiple property owner
Chicks dig that!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I suppose it is a sign that you are settling down, being more responsible etc
but also that you are saddled with enormous debts.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Grrr!
Honestly, who removes localhost from their hosts file and multi-homes their VM servers? It means that your GlassFish domains can't be checked without adding an extra parameter --host %COMPUTERNAME% to all the bits in the 4 upgrade scripts

*shakes head*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

idiots.
/no idea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I NO RITE!
Idiots.... 9 fucking times I've had to run this upgrade.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Virgin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

10 fucking times now
Out of memory??? OUT OF MEMORY!! GAH!!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

have you tried switching it off and on again?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Actually, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)

it's fucked
get a new one.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Evening, internet shutins.
Wagwan?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

nowtgwan

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Kewl.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Cavy is woeing about men

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

shockingly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

hehe
If you aren't careful, I'll unleash a group pandering on the lot of you SO BIG you'll never recover
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Will it involve talking about boobs?
I bet it does.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I can head that way if you like, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I was just going by past performance

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Past performance is not an indicator of future growth
or something like that. My main point was that the offtopic girls are, I quote "FUCKING COOL" and should think this way every now and again.

Cracking norks too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I am often surprised at bashes
that a random selection of wimmin off of the internet are of above average attractiveness.

Or do the fuglys not bash?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Men suck
and not in a good way.

Wait, that's not right....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Harsh
Here I am on Dad duty, watching the kids and working overtime so Mrs Cow can piss it up against a wall
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Now *that* would be a talent
especially if she can do it without a shewee.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Supple back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Also
Perhaps this will make you feel better....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

yay!
although 18k for a wedding?! 13k for a divorce?!

2k for my wedding, £300 for a divorce
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

bargain!
We paid about 6k, which included a 5* holiday for 8 people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I think the key is not to
arrange anything using the word 'wedding'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I think there is a wedding tax

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)

^this
It's about 100%
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

If you book stuff you should just say it's a party.
Don't mention the W word.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I won't be organising another wedding.
But if I do, I'll be sure to remember that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Haha.
Never say never.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Nuttin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Watching hip hop at the BBC on BBC4

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Public Enemy thing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

That's finished and now it's BBC archive of hip hop.
PE=top drawer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I may have to iplayer that later.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

*changes channel*
Oooh, Ice-T
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Lethal weapon's my mind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Ice T at the peak of his powers.
Ditto PE circa Fear of a Black Planet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Don't forget NWA.
Dre is a legend.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

NWA were fantastic.
Dre's solo stuff has been patchy to say the least.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)

How many performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?
I've no idea, I walked out after four hours.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)

HOw many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Can't be done - it's a hardware problem
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:24, Reply)

How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they gave it to 6 Californians and reduced it to a previous problem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

I'll have a G&T please
or a White Russian.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I have Gordons or Gordons Sloe
Name your poison
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Both are lush.
Hav you tried with cucumber?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

hurr hurr

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

dirty girl

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

*looks innocent*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

no you don't

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I might!
You don't know!





I don't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)

You don't look innocent *destroys illusions*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Wash your mind out with soap.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Hendrick's gin with cucumber.
FTW!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I'll have some Gordons Sloe thanks
*downs*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)

aight nillas?
I am currently enjoying the hip hop on BBC4. Just thoroughly enjoyed The Roots with their live shizzle, but now have Eminem being shit on my TV screen.

And yeah, Run DMC were always wack.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Is it wack or whack?
I've never been sure :(
But yes, they always were!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

It is wack.
Srsly, they were shite.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Always were, ever shall be.
I always used shite rather than wack.
And I always preferred the Beasties anyway.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Illin' is particularly bad

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I'm not particularly a fan of being unwell either.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

hahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Pensioner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I'm like a Catchphrase contestant.
I say what I see.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I'll start calling you Mr Chips.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Fuck me 'til I fart!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)

isn't that something James Joyce wrote to his missus?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)

TV Offal.
Like the gay daleks.

EXSPERMINATE!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

The Gay Daleks were great.
Sadly pulled from Youtube though.

Ooh! Ooh! White wee wee! White wee wee!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I just watched the gay daleks on youtube.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Last time I checked they were no longer available.
Mind that was about four years ago.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:05, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA!
I'd forgotten about that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.
I have a good friend who actually sincerely prefers Run DMC to the Beasties.

The twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Speak-a-da English, boy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Pink fizzy? GayLOLS ;)
I've had beer and wine (Brakespears triple and some iffy Oz chardonay) and then White rum and coke, with e delicious Chinese meal in between.
Now I've got a Tyskie on the go (5.6%) and a very full belly ;)
And the mrs reckons I'm on a promise, which is nice!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I have a bottle of Venezuelan Diplomatico Rum
I'm tempted to open it and have a glass.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Do it and let me know what it's like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Very reminiscent of a good single malt
but sweeter with topnotes of burnt sugar. Just put some ice in, going to give it a minute and try that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Ooh, that brings much more caramel to the fore.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Sounds good.
What colour is it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

A little darker than whiskey
I'm going to say... Brown.

I'm contemplating taking my tumbler of rum out onto the balcony for a cigarette but I have the overwhelming feeling that should I do so I should be wearing a suit from the 50's.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:51, Reply)

A smoking jacket at the very least. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:53, Reply)

I shall put on loafers
Turns out my tumbler of rum doesn't smoke anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Ha. More of a pipe tumbler.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:58, Reply)

:(
just thought I'd try that plently of fish place again. Someone messaged me asking if I liked a photo they'd done. It was some nasty HDR shit on a fairly average (if fairly pretty) seascape

yuck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Now we've got The Outlaw Josey Wales on TV
Who said TV was rubbish these days?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Pfft.
It's a classic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:06, Reply)

were you at the minibash?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:22, Reply)