So does this count as evening?
Have you all been out Christmas shopping in Hades?

Given that socks are in fact the acest present, which is the worst?

alt nonchristmas: Why is 2012 going to be ace?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:39, 25 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

2012
Will be ace because I reckon my hangover will be better by then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)

yeah
but you'll have a new one by then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I feel your pain man, I did the same last night with the teachers and Danny the bar owner got out
this clear bottle of homemade moonshine. My head is destroyed and I have an 8 hour flight shortly. BLEURGH
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

No.
They're not. Socks are the worst.

Alt: it probably won't.

On reflection, my glass is not only half empty, but someone has pissed in it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

You could
Try getting a job in 2012.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Don't nag me, man!
Go play with your hangover.
So, how was Jeffstock? Are you banned from London now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

what's wrong with socks?
I'm always short of socks with no holes, and it's just one of life's pleasures to be walking round in new socks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Do you have big toes made out of sharp steel too?
I thought it was just me. I've got quite the dab hand at sewing up holey socks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

perhaps I have
or perhaps I buy cheap socks and just really like wearing new ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Are you into that? I can't see the pleasure of it, personally. I mean, sure, it's filthy pouring pee into a glass...
... maybe that's it? Or it could be the science of getting it exactly half full, a mil over or under and the whole thing would be ruined. I imagine it would bubble up a little bit, with the pressure of pee coming out in such high pressure into such a small container. Are we talking pint glasses here or tumblers? I can see what you'd get if it's running down your chest, all nice and warm, or maybe on top of your head. OR, or, have I looked at this all wrong, and you would like to do the pee'ing ? Oh my, what a terrible foux pas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Socks are a shit present
And I haven't been Christmas shopping. Dozer may enjoy typing the following into google however and reading the top result 'what defines an english person'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

what has everyone here got against socks?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Nothing against socks
but the idea of getting them for a present is fairly appalling
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

you must have a very different christmas to me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:47, Reply)

mind you it was pretty bad the year
my mum got me pink socks. Why would that ever seem like the kind of socks I'd wear?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Soz again,
I need a few more Christmassy questions sent in by 12-17 year olds to Smash Hits to be put to Personality Horse. Any thoughts?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

"Are those your real baubles?"

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Hey Captain.
Small world. I also have some socks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:06, Reply)

sock buddies!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I saw in the chiense yesterday that The Sun sent their biggest journelest to meet the worlds smallest women. A almost 7ft bloke with an almost 2ft girl.
She's in her 20s but is only 2ft tall.

This is her: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039620/Bridgette-Jordan-Worlds-shortest-woman-2ft-tall-cheerleader.html

I would very very much like to have sex with her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:20, Reply)

why don't you write to her and ask nicely?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

He could send a 'short' note.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Yes
No

Something obviously bought from a petrol station

Alt: I will be finishing uni for ever, losing the last of my stomach training for a few big bike rides over the summer (over the alps, the Dunwich Dynamo and maybe also Land's End to John O'Groats), I will be resuming my job (which I like as it comes with fairly relaxed hours, interesting and varied tasks and more than minimum wage) in order to get some money together, and I intend to work the winter season up at Aviemore doing something ski-related. Basically I intend to take full advantage of the fact that for the first time in my life (and possibly the last until I retire) I will be able to go where I want and do what I want without worrying too much about the future.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Socks are an ace present
I think out of the twenty or so pairs I have, only three have no holes in. It's horrible walking along, and slowly but surly my big toe pops through a hole.

Worst present? A jumper.

Alt: I'll be getting another black moor, and turning nearly half my garden to growing veg an stuff.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I am always happy to get socks
I think the worst presents I get are CD's and DVD's. Whoever buys them for me hasn't a snowballs chance in hell of happening across something I really wanted and I am really really bad hiding my initial reaction.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)