I like the use of my name in this context

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's better than the usual
'my wife came in and caught me Sportscowing next door's 8 year old son'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm working on a list of b3tans to use as verbs
To Sportscow: to royaly fuck one's back
To Naked Ape: To not only have an evil hangover but to whineabout it all day long (this might be renamed in honour of Jeff)
To Stunned Poster: To be a monumental Shandy Drinking wuss
To Amberl: TO rise from the dead
Feel free to add to the list.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)

to Quixote;
TO BE A MASSIVE BUMMING GAYER
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)

This is surely either
To Darth, or to Supreme Crow? although I'm glad to accept The Crown of Gaylord if the populous acclaim me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

i don't understand the last part of your sentence
is it real words?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

That's because you is a flid son.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

sorry but The Crown of Gaylord if the populous acclaim me is not an sentence

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)

back neighbour's children in the face
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)

To Monty
To force innocent B3tans into joining one in one's own personal cognac-flavoured hell whether they like it or not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Ahh, Boycing at it's finest.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Yes you bastard.
Alternatively to be skint. As in "I am completely Monty'd and it's another two weeks until I get paid".
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I think this is already in use.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

That was one day...it will also be this thursday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Wednesday for me,
and I'll be working in another office so i won't be able to moan about it on here.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

This is something we can all look forward to

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

"I chomped some bird in the park last night"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)