i used to hate hate hate that sort of shit
the only thing i liked was hartbeat. and that purely because of morph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh, now Tony Hart always seemed like such a nice feller.
I just once made the mistake of speculating on what he actually thought of kids' paintings off-camera. Now my imagination sees him backstage, talking in his gentle, mannered tones to the producers,
"Just look at this shit. It's not even fit to decorate a concentration camp. I'm definitely wiping my arse on...this one, this one...and that one, once we're done filming."

(Well, they did always say they couldn't return submissions - ever wonder what happened to them?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

He was a massive nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I have zero anecdotes or evidence of this.
I just 'reckon'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

he did potato prints of my willy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

If anyone was a nonce it was that creepy 'Mr Bennett' bloke.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

They were in cahoots.
That's my theory.

Bennett drive the van, Hart lured 'em in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

have you ever seen that email that did the rounds a few years ago
with comments on kindergarten drawings? hilarious. i just remember the fire engine one, and the writer had put:

if it's a fire engine, why is it HAIRY? fuck off, i'd rather burn to death than be saved by that hairy piece of shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Yes, wasn't it called "I am better than your kids" or something?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

It's in book form now too...
The original post:
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

I used to love that site when I was an angry young nerd; back when Maddox updated more than once or twice a month. Now B3ta fills that void in my life.
(The Bloody Awful Warsaw Concerto, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 5:30, Reply)