Timmy Mallett is an annoying cunt
and still dresses like a day tripper on the Sunshine Bus. He was on some programme a few months ago still sporting the 'wacky' glasses and the colourful, childish clothes. For fuck's sake man, get a bloody grip, it's not 1987 anymore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

somewhere in the world, its always 1987

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Yeah, Glasgow.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

LOOOOOOOOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

A mate of mine
told a story of one of his friends trying to find a brand of carpet cleaner called LOOL and failing in every shop he went into.

Turns out he was looking for 1001 and had read the label upside down.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

all your friends are retards?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

They are Northerns

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

that explains it then, we're far more civilised down southa nd at least we can read

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Say the prince and king of comedy spelling...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

+s

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

No, I believe I was right first time
as I was referring to both you and Nakers. They say; he says. See?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

+m

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Pay attention.
It wasn't my friend, it was a friend of a friend. You window licking monger.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

your friend is a mong for having a mong friend, which it turn makes you a mong by proxy
unemployed mongo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

he's just jealous that you HAVE friends, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I wish i had a rel friend, malcolm is nice to me all the time, but i think we're just martes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

And that place is Dortmund.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

i've been there, its nice

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Are Personality Horse playing there?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Their tour takes in most mid-sized German industrial towns.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

An Electro head funk gig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Shit - isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

*looks down at Sisters of Mercy t-shirt*
Erm...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

It's news to me too, old boy.
I genuinely regard everything after about 1995 as 'new'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I hear you still refer to it as just 'York'.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

that would make sense if there weren't two of them

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

If it was simple enough for you to understand, I think I'm OK.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

but there are two of them and thats why ones called New
York was still always york all along, you can't have York and york, its york and new york

just like Orleans
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

are you a catholic?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

No, but my ex wife was.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

was she a nun?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Always good for shame filled sex.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

That sounds like a signature in the making.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Thanks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)