I'm still awake
I've been drinking far too much despite having an exam on lasers and shit tomorrow*. What have you done that you're likely to regret in the very near future?

*Sponging students etc. etc.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:42, 60 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening MatJ

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Evening

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)

you should drink more camomile tea
I think I will regret how much cheesecake I seem to be eating these days when I am marginally more repulsed by my own flesh.

Also, I am buying a house, I hope I don't regret that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Favourite cheesecake?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

whichever one that I am given to eat
except blackcurrent, I don't like that one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Blackcurrant and cheese?
Eeew.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Try the Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Chocolate & Praline one
oh my word it's good.
(berk, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Alright berk
How is you? I've not heard from you in a while.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Oh, you know
pottering on much the same as always. Work is busy so I don't have too much time for here in the daytime, and I'm too knackered to do anything but vegetate when I get home in the evenings, generally.
How's things with you?
(berk, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Few less brain cells
Same ole Jeff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Shit settled down at work?
you're staying where you are, aren't you? They stopped arsing you about?
(berk, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

In part
I've signed a six month contract extension, but in the new year I'll be lookin for something else, there is a lot more money available elsewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Vegetate
Is a good word. It reminds me of how I spent most of last summer.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

if there is a day this week that
threatens to be without cheese cake, I might
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

In fact all of their Taste The Difference cheesecakes are pretty special
just so's you know.
(berk, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

how many are there?
I could try one a day for a significant number of days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Errrrm three or four?

EDIT - I know way too much about this. What a lolfatty I must sound...
(berk, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

that is a reasonable number of days

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Blackcurrent
Is one of my favourites.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

at least at the moment

/onscure joke based on the fact you misspelled blackcurrant (admittedly, so did I)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

ea

Edit: Dammit, beaten.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

and with a pun

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Debatable
"Onscure"?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:59, Reply)

sometimes my keyboard swaps
letters around
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

...
http://bit.ly/vCYf5K
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

you haven't seen my amazing
dancing keyboard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

*Awaits video*

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:06, Reply)

it's shy
always danced out of the way of cameras
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Fucking spastic central here tonight.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

yes you are

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

How about Baileys instead?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

What is a blind mans favourite drink at Christmas?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Mad (Guide) Dog ?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Brailleys!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

That is absolutely terrible

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)

*beams*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Money can't buy love
But it can buy you a furnished house, and that's a reasonable facsimile.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I'm watching Hot Fuzz
For no real reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Does anyone need a reason
To watch Shaun Pegg beating up an entire town with a series of guns?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

it is pretty funny

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

"That Sergeant Angle's back. Check out 'is horrrse"

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I like this
it also buys you a shed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

ha ha
You have an exam on shit.

And other funny commetns
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I wish I did
It would be easier to pass.

"i am bert an hear is a pichture i dun of mi shit so of topic wil thing is is kool and tha"
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)

night night chumps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

nothing yet
i would like to do something exciting enough that i could regret it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)

pop down to the thames and bum a swan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)

with WHAT?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)

i love that this is the on;y problem you have with my plan
dammit you'd being bumming the the queen's pet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)

it'll break your arm, TRAITOR

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:20, Reply)

nah
it would fucking love a bit of it, the dirty sinuous-necked beast
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

T-rex's
Less successful etc. etc.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:27, Reply)

swans of the revolution??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

What are you doing awake anyway?
I'd be long in my bed if Tuesday morning was likely to bring £415 + disbs rather than misery and a seven hour drive home.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)

just got in from work!
but off for a deep, hot bath now as i got so fucking cold and wet on the way home.

good luck tomorrow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

the worst kind of wet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

You love it deep and hot
_{Thank you}
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)

ON VESTAS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I would be prepared to accept a criminal record
If this was the description of my crime they would put on it.

Edit: Purely for the awkwardness it would cause future interviewers: "So, ah... what, exactly, did you spend... hmph... six months in prison for?"
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Going to bed now.
Night.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)