A new reality show: Kill the online twat.
Teams of B3tans in high performance armed vehicles travel around against the clock trying to find Bert, Adam, Wormulus and Bobby and killing them.

Team member to have one special power that can be used in the chase – Gonz can fling his bowel contents, Monty can force people to get pissed on brandy, Darth can bum them in to submission, etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

and I can always be right.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Just like Zog
eh history fans
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

they aren't necessarily the 4 that i would target first
i think it should be more of an open target.

can i shoot lasers out of my eyes? and then charge them £500 an hour?

or if it has to be real, i'll just wear my manolos with the flick knives concealed in the stilettos.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Manolos are so last year.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

you should join in the bumming above, look

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I'm just saying this season it's all about Nicole Farhi.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

you should join in the bumming above, LOOK

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

There is nothing wrong with being into clothes, regardless of whether I like bumming or not.
Much rather that than walk round in a fleece top and stone washed jeans. As in much rather the liking clothes bit, not bumming.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

That wouldn't work.
Think about that for a moment, how would the knives actually work? Would it not be best to have them concealed in the toe?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

i was just thinking of throwing them
with deadly accuracy, and not at all like a girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Swipe is Rosa Kleb AICMFP

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

+ disbs

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)