I would organise a massive Reality TV Spectaucular
I'd recruit as many ex-contestants as possible from all the different shows, especially the celebrity ones, gather them all together a large venue, perhaps a football stadium. We'd have a good cross section of presenters, Ant, Dec, Davina Mccall, Simon Cowell all the other big names, why not Russell Brand, I first saw him on Big Brother's Little Brother?

Then I'd fucking shoot the lot of them, on live TV, making the world just that little bit brighter.


You may be saying that this is horrific and people would be traumatised to see so many of their much loved TV stars executed in this brutal manner. Well, just for them I'd set up counselling centres, because I'm a caring hippy type. Anjyone who felt at all upset about the mass executions could come along to one of these centres and quietly and discretely, I'd shoot those fuckers too.

Now you maybe worrying about the friends and families of the people shot in the counselling centres.... Well to cut a very long story short, this all ends with me sitting on a throne of skulls in my perfect world.

Happy fucking Christmas
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I quite enjoyed this little rant
Not that I'm actually that bothered, I don't watch this shit anymore but it all, flowed nicely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I wasn't expecting the ending. It finished it off perfectly.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

That's remarkably close to the plot of "A Snowball in Hell"
you should def read Brookmyre.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It is, rather.
Excellent book; I may re-read it. Or perhaps do the loosely linked trilogy in order again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I shall look it up, sadly it is too late to add it to my Christmas list.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

If you've not read Brookmyre before
it's kind of the last in a trilogy, so I'd consider reading "A big boy did it and ran away" first and then he's sort of relevant to All fun and games until someone loses an eye .. before "a snowball"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'm with you nearly all the way on this Quey
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1468319

Up until the bit about you on a throne. There is no monarchy in my utopian future.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Peasant.
"Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown" to quote the great poet Ian Kilmister.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)