TORI AMOS should be brought before me.
In a tight dress.
Holding a large tub of jam.
THEN YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Jam?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)

he wants to preserve her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)

DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I wasn't judging.
I'm always on the look out for new perversions I've not tried/heard of. Just wondering what you'd do with it, lick it off her? A bit sickly for me, use it as lube? I'd worry about seeds under the foreskin. Please enlighten me, if it's any good I'll give it a go.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You can get seedless jam.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

yeah, he's a jaffa anywat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I think that's what americans call jelly, technically.
but I take you point. There always that cheap stuff that's made from apples and pears, I suppose taste is pretty optional at this point and I suppose the consistence might create a nice level of added friction...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

You can get seedless strawberry jam.
For the kiddies what don't like seeds.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Yeah, but I think that's technically Jelly
just sold as jam. /who cares I don't think I could countenance strawberry jam, even a lube.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I thought she was more of a cornflake girl than a jam one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)

ooh, its good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

New thread PLEASE!!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Your turn
I done one already.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

i liked this one
its a shame i missed most of it, does anyone feel like gettin angry with me right now?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)