Woah.
So you want me to drive the length of the country in a stolen and easily recognisable car just so I can give it to you? I mean, don't get me wrong, I like you, but what's in that for me?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:52, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She has this pink vodka stuff that's pretty nice.
I'm sure she'd let you try some. Least she could do, really.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I'd have to drive a fucking Audi though.
I mean, that, on top of the risk of arrest and prison, is asking a lot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I think we know where this is heading...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Al will be quite miffed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Kind of.
He's probably fwapping away reading this, whilst a single tear runs down his cheek.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I wouldn't bother with the Audi if that's the reward you're implying.
Who needs the distraction?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

But you don't get the reward if there's no Audi.
Sheesh, and you're supposed to be clever and everything.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I think you missed the subtle subtext that in reality it wouldn't matter a jot whether I brought the car or not. Honestly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I didn't miss it
I just put it to one side for a minute.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

i just thought you'd look cute in a chauffeur's cap
pink, to match the socks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

A first class ticket to clopper

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I'd dread to think what a third class clopper ticket entitled you to.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

quentin's sweaty arsecrack

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Jade Goody's decaying corpse?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

OI, NO DEAD MUM JOKES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

AND the car
haha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Oh very good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)