Nah mate, that was Jason Lee.
He was also the first man with a pinapple on his head to miss a sitter from 3 yards on the moon.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:17, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You, outside. Now.
Wait, you're from Glasgow aren't you?

As you were, sir, I agree with you completely.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I imagine Bruce Lee's son can kick pretty hard
and with staggering accuracy
(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I sure can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

(o") !

(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Ah, Jason Lee. Forest legend.
Which says a lot about how far our standards concerning "legends" have fallen since we won the European Cup
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Southend Legend too.
Well, not quite 'legend' actually. But we won't ever forget him helping us beat Birmingham 4-1 after Barry Fry Judas'd us out to go there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Him and Bryan Roy. And Stan Collywobble.
Go the early nineties premiership!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

And Ian Woan.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I come over all misty eyed at the mention of Super Stanley.
Now he IS a Southend legend.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Southend legend unmentionable cunt

Leaving for the big bucks is one thing, but trying to fleece your former club out of a hefty wedge because "you never wanted to be sold", after spending most of the previous season making eyes at Liverpool, is inexcusable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

unmentionable cunt Southend Legend.

Like I care what he did to Forest...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Stan Collymore is a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat
he plays for nottingham forest, and he is a fucking twat
he runs up and down the left wing
up and down the right. It doesn't really matter, 'cos he is fucking shite.

Ah, the joys of living with a Derby fan in the mid-to-late nineties.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

From a Derby fan?
Oh that's rich...they haven't had a player fit to lace Stanley's boots since...um...actually I can't think of one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah.
because fans are rational about their hated rivals, aren't they?

I often heard scousers at Old Trafford singing about how, really, Rooney and Gary Neville are actually quite good footballers.

Also - more to the point - weren't Derby in the Prem league more recently than Forest? With respect to Sir Stanley - the problem was the man had potential, but in all honesty never scored with any regularity unless he was in a darkened car park.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I don't know, I'm a Southend fan.
I base my opinion of Stan Collymore purely on the 1992-93 season.

So to me, he's a God.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

he's certainly a dogging deity.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

If it didn't happen between October 1991 and May 1992 I'm not interested.
And frankly, between those periods, he could have gone dogging in my back garden and I'd have just taken him a Thermos of hot tea and asked if he needed feeding.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The Filth were indeed in the top flight more recently than us
They set a Premiership record for least points accrued and extended their winless run to 13 months once back in the Championship.

*sings Happy Days theme tune*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

We adapted that for that fucking cunt Commons a couple of years back
Also; standard decontamination period for prolonged exposure to a Filth is 30 years, we can't be friends until the mid-to-late twenties, sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

My wife's a Liverpool fan, as is most of her family.
I think if I can handle that, you can cope with me sharing student houses with a Derby fan.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Do you know, I've just realised that I don't know who you support, old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Derby
The lying bastard has actually lived alone his entire life
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Man U.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

But, but, you're such a nice chap

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Brian Roy was where its at

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Quite disturbed by the intricate knowledge of the last time Forest were good
Me and my mate claimed to start the Jason Lee worship thing - one game he came on as sub and we stood up (we were in the back row so felt OK about this) and started doing the Le Tissier bow, the next game when he came on the whole Trent End was doing it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

The internet has heard enough about what your 'Trent End' gets up to, Darth.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You should hear about his trips to Gay Meadow.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

steady there
it's the Greenhous Meadow now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Is that true?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Well, so it is.
I didn't know that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

they moved in 2007
to up the capacity.

/I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of football grounds, it's because Shrewsbury are my home town team.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I think they moved because they finally got sick of the jokes.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Let's be fair
heard made up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I heard that every time you go to a match all the corner flag poles disappear.
Up your arse.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I got to walk across the pitch carrying (and waving) a corner flag when I was a ball boy once at the City Ground
Do your worst...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I bet you had one hand on your hip and called out "Coo-eee!" to the crowd as you did.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Even at 13 I was a precocious gay

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I quite liked the late end Brian Clough Forest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Darth was very into Cloughie's late end.
/standard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Me too
*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

"he's got a pine-apple... on his head. He's got a pine-apple.. on his head"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)