Bert?
'Splain please!
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:15, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bertmonkeysex was a regular user of this board. As his mental health went south, he admitted to shagging his underage long lost half sister on here. kept coming back under various new usernames, hence why every noob is accused of being him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Whoah
! Dunno what to say to that. I definitely don't remember shagging any family members.
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'll wager you were the sister
but you've blocked it out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

out up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Only way to keep the inbred mutant baby up there.
Best thing for all concerned really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:34, Reply)

the world does not need Bert spawn of anykind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Dear god, could you imagine?
That said, BM has kids...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)

This from someone who's "lurked for 6 years"
I call shenanigans.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

*strokes chin*
Good point
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Are you sure?
I mean 'she' has 'tits' you know, you might want to go on being nice and polite, just in case.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'll see them first then decide

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Do you have a problem
with my ovaries?
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Moi?
I have no problem with your alleged ovaries, some of my best friends hav ovaries.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Look I'm sorry about all the other people in this thread.
They're all either benders, sweaty-handed pervs or chronic dullards.

Luckily, I am none these things, so for the knock-down price of a tastefully-shot titgaz I will protect you from these knock-kneed simpletons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

See, now this is how it's done.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

that sounds exactly like somehting bert would say

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)