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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's have a book thread. We haven't done one for a while.
I'm currently reading Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood. It's strange but compelling.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:42, 147 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
It's a pretty good book
I like Margaret Atwood, though the Blind Assassin was a bit rubbish
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)
It was in the Science fiction exhibition at the British library earlier this year.
It sounded interesting.

I have the follow up to the Zombie book you put me onto, whose name escapes me. The one the Spanish director co-wrote.

I think I read Blind asassin a while ago and I agree. I don't think I even finished it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I know the one you mean
enjoying? Have you read The Handmaid's Tale?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Many times. I love it.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
cat's eye. read cat's eye.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
The Police Radio Room
by Colin Allcars.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Oceanic Onanism
by Adolf Inwanking
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)
The Effectiveness Of Viagra
by Rose Quickly
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
The Swearing Mummy
by Marcus Daily
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Undertaking
by Paul Bearer
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Who Moved My Hat?
by Gustav Wind
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
The Transmogrification Of Urine Into Precious Metals
by Peter Gold
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
The High Price Of Renting Property In Yorkshire
by Terrence Toohigh.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)
The Menthol Scream
by Victor Cock
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
My Mother Fell Off The Cliff
by Marlene Dover
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Incontinence
by Rusty Gusset
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Be Your Own Estate Agent
by Selina House
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I Will Destory You
by Archie Nemesis.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Family Bonds
by Wayne Kingdaddy
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Zig-Zags In Revolutionary Cuba
by Che Vron.

bored now.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)
The Unpopular Biscuits of China
by Ping Kway-Fah
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I haven't read anything in a while
I usually get a book at Christmas, so hoepefully it'll be a good one!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Beano or Dandy annual?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Nah, couple of years back it was Portrait Of Dorian Gray, then last year it was one of the Bourne books

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Oh, I want to read that at some point
I'm Reading The Golden Withbreed by Mary Gentle. It's a good mix of sci fi and fantasy and I'm really getting into it. I'm hoping to finish it by Christmas so I can move on to Surface Detail by Iain Banks, which I have in an unfeasibly large hardback edition, so it's crapp for carrying around and reading on buses, but should be fine over the holidays.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I shall give it to you at the new year to read : )
I think I've only read a couple of Banks.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Cheers.
I like hime a lot, although generally his earlier stuff's better. /monty
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)
last book i read was self defence for amateurs by chuck norris
so BRING IT ON set your faces to stunned, I ain't scared!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I'm currently reading 'Guidance notes for Applicants'.
It's very dull. No wonder the author preferred to remain anonymous.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
at least he had a job

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)
In real life, I'd like to recommend the author Carlton Mellick III to everyone.
Odd, juvenile and awesome.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)
not to meantion handsome

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I read his website the last time you mentioned it.
Not really my cup of tea. Sorry!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
It's like someone tried to actually write the sort of ideas Garth Merengue has.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)
funny looking guy though
he looks like someone sellotaped a pubic wig to a feed silo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Neeeeeeeeeeeeewbie!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Quite

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one passed me sunshine.
I'm on the ball.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I bow to your superior knowledge of the inner workings of the internet
And offer a laurel and hardy handshake

*offers laurel*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
*feels Hardy*

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

y on
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)
*Hardy blushes*

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)
You leave my Karen out of this

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
haha!
I may be the only person on here who gets that
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Shame

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
No, I did as well.
I've let myself down.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Is he not the Fresh Prince's mate?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)
*swervy head dance*

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Doo you know Fat Burns?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
At what temperature?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I like this

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I'm currently reading Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry
Its about zombies and it is most excellent. Also, my Dad gave me a Walking Dead badge this morning as he said I looked it....

In other news, I survived 3 pints of Grolsch
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Dadlols!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)
He genuinely didn't know it was a TV series

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Is your dad retarded?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)
No
Why?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I just imagine your dad going "I... LOOKED... IT"

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
haha!
ok
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Also reading Pearl Jam - Twenty which is quite good

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
....and The Stand ...again

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I might have another crack at that. It's been a while since I read it.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
The longer version is a tremendously epic read
I'm not a huge fan of King normally but I love that. The TV series they did of it was also really good
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Recent book I've read
is a reread of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. It's excellent.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I tried to read that and hated it.
Just couldn't get into it at all.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Really? Why was that?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)
It still had the cellophane on

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
*sighs*
Time was, I'd get an LTI for that...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I can't remember to be honest. It was a while ago.
It's rare that I can't finish a book.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
It is pretty heavy for a fiction book in some respects
and if not a Jane Austen fan I guess it could be a bit wearying
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
oh. i don't like jane austen, but jonathan strange and mr norrell is on my bookshelf.
it's making me feel guilty. maybe i should throw it away.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Have just read the first two Hunger Games books
They were excellent, although walking into the Teenage Fiction section of my library and looking for it made me feel worryingly offendery. And horny.

Currently reading "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk. Only just started it so opinion is as yet unconfirmed.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I'm sure I read one of his books a few weeks ago

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I read pigmy recently.
And another one. Can't remember the name of it. Sex addict who thinks he might be jesus.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)
silvio berlusconi's autobiography?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)
budum muthafuckintish

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I don't read books. They're for nerds.
I either wait for the film to come out, or just stare lovingly at myself in the mirror.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)
for old times sake
myself mirror freezer
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Hahaha!
I bet it's a really ornate gold painted mirror.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)
The Beano Annual
and 7 days by Sebastian Faulks, but I've only read 50 pages so can't really comment
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I thought you'd be more intellectual and then remembered you work in marketing.
Lol
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Everyone is being mean today
anyway i work in an extremely clever area of marketing with lots of stats and data and insight so :p
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Jeez, its quiet on here this afternoon
Roll call!

All viewers of this thread check in please
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Holla atcha girlfriend

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
fine...*gang rapes*

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Looks like it's just me and you Apey

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
*whistles*

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)
*rapes*

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Busy busy busy in the gay world...
But I'm lurking!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)
+ with a 15" black rubber dildo

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
With intent

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Fisting Benches
actually :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Jesus Christ.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
What?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)
shit thread, people don't read anymore

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Stupid people don't read any more

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Donald Kagan's The Peloponnesian War.
It's rather hard going so I do a few chapters of something lighter, such as Eye Mind www.amazon.co.uk/Eye-Mind-Erickson-Floor-Elevators/dp/0976082268 and then go back to it.

Well, you did ask.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I've just placed an order for several books for
Christmas. Can't wait; War is the best thing to read about.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
What is it good for?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Lolz, mainly.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Absolutely

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
One of them is about sniping in Vietnam
I'm expecting plenty of "I opened him up like a can of beans."
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Needs more "pink mist"

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Fuck this, I'm not ashamed but I am bored so let's shit-stir
Mostly at the minute I am reading COMICS. Recent Marvel storylines like Fear Itself, Secret Invasion and Dark Reign. Daken is a brilliant character.

*dons flame-proof undies*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Is that an Oirish sea beast?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Imperius Rex

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I've never read any of the Marvel-y type comics or graphic novels
though I really like the style of artwork. I probably should start. I think the Walking Dead is one
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I think you're a bit old for them, old boy.
Even Barry is too old for them.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
My lunchtime pints with Barry were most champion yesterday

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Did he rim you?
That's his thing I think.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
He did have a little lick, yes

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
It's probabl;y because you are an adult

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Says who?
*looks around accusingly*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
You tell him, Beano Boy.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Minnie the Minx

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
There's a Walking Dead graphic novel but it's not Marvel
Although Marvel have been moving into darker pastures in recent years. They'll never write anything as good as Watchmen mind
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Is that good then?
The film was meh
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Watchmen is probably the best book I've ever read
and yes, Monty, I know that means I haven't read many books. Honestly the chances of capturing the book in a 150-minute film were remote at best.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I liked the comic and the film.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Watchmen - Marvel?!?!?!
Hahahahahah
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)
A book about glider pilots at Arnhem
After that, The drinking Den by Emile Zola.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Never read any Zola.
Do let me know if I should, please.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
If you like the idea of the french suffering, then yes.
Germinal, The debacle, the earth. All brilliant.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Ta

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I think my granddad flew into Arnhem in a glider during the war

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
He must have been a tough bastard then..
Charging at a tank armed only with a machine gun is not for wimps.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
He looked like Monty
The WWII one, not the haggard one
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I always assumed they were one and the same.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)
If our Monty commanded Allied forces during WWII we'd be speaking German now

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I'm telling you, the wrong side won.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)
HE FELL OUT OF A GUARD'S TOWER!!!!!!!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Lol Lol Lol

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I went to Arnhem this year specifically to tour
Market Garden sites. Well worth your time if you're interested.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)
My Dad took him to Pegasus Bridge and all round there before he died

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Pegasus was part of Operation Tonga
and not Market Garden. Did he land on D-Day or did he do both?

If so, what a champ!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I think he did both
He was a sapper. My Dad has all his war diaries and he always intended to write a book from them, but never got round to it.

Hmm, maybe I could?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I would LOVE to read them
there are too far few Infantry accounts of War. It was rare to get educated men as grunts.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)
My grandfather wrote an espionage guide that was still in use by the 50s.
I have some superb heirlooms coming my way - some amazing shit like a bloodstained parachute silk map of the Rhineland with his escape route drawn on it.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Brilliant! Compass button too?
My next Eurotrip is to Colditz and then off to where they filmed Where Eagles Dare. Bosh.

Sadly my only military heirlooms are a few pictures. I've got one of my Grandad looking like a boss in front of a 1000lb bomb.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Have you seen that one in my sitting-room?
My grandfather taking a ride sat on the back of an armoured car in some European forest. Pretty cool shit.

Shame he was such a fucking wanker really. Still, nice guys don't make good generals I suppose.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I'll see if my Dad can dig them out

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Ewwww.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Jimbo.
I'm getting a six-DVD Box set of Hitler discs for Xmas, you are welcome to come over for wine, cheese and Nazilolz in the festive break should this appeal?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Sounds exellent
I'll bring the Orange Jews.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I GET THIS!!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Euphemism of the week

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)
You want a euphemism?
I'll give you one
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

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