Unwilling recipient of lots of pandering.

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I would suggest
unwilling possibly, but if she didn't want the sweaty-handed cockgazzing her it probably wasn't the cleverest move in the world to link to her Flickr pool here..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Who would have thought that the internet is populated entirely by needy virgins with no social skills

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

who indeed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Good point well made.

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I shall agree with you, because, of course, this implies that I am not a fat sweaty, needy virgin.
Oh no, perish the thought.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

But we know that Wormulus is a real hit with women.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Its the mouth that makes it.

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yes, I've seen him in action.
it was.... impressive
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

The trick is to find the one thing in their life which they are most insecure about
and then mercilessly bully them about it until they convince themselves that sleeping with me is somehow 'getting their own back'.

N.B only works on b3tans.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's actually worked?
Wow, I'm impressed
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)

it generally works very well with the needy and insecure
the problem is, it requires you to be an utter cunt to people.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

This must be why I have yet to loose my V plates
Well I can go to my fat, sweaty, virginal grave secure in the knowledge that I was the better man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

*lose

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

You can actually get all the being a cunt out of the way in the first minute or so
It helps if you already have a reputation as an arrogant cunt but loyal followers who will tell everyone 'He's really nice once you get to know him'.

All my posts on b3ta are basically a vast web of lies created to entrap nerdy girls who don't know how to wear makeup properly.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I've got to make tracks
we can continue this later.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

well, duh.
I think most of us knew that. What impresses most is that the women know that too and yet still fall for it. One of life's many mysteries.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Interestingly you seem to giving the textbook b3tan signs that you desire me sexually.

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Take me Wormo, take me now.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

..and they are?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Reflecting my approach.
Talking about me a lot.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I have no idea what reflecting means in this context
but I barley talk about you at all these days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

But you do deliver corny lines with a rye smile

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Do I?
Good, good, not sure what bearing this has on my desire for hot gay sex with Wormy boy though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)