My GP has been practicing his handshake, it's the perfect strength that says...
... "I am a powerful man, I could distroy you, you will be dead if it wasn't for me.... but if I stuck my finger up your arse, you would thank me".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I can't stand limp handshakes.
They make me feel ill.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*concurs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I have to put up with far too many alpha male handshakes, exerting far too much pressure whilst fixing you with a steely gaze
spastics
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

^this, definitely.
I always worry I'm going to crush their hand.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I find it beyond insulting.
I once had a blowjob where someone gave me a peck-on-the-cheek (only on my willy) and said "Was that good for you?".... that was less fustrating and insulting that a week handshake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)

my guinea pigs don't shake hands
I should teach them, although I don't want their fingers anywhere near my arse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)