I've never been on a "lads holiday".
I don't think I've missed out on much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Me neither
Was invited to Estonia next year for my mate's stag do but I've politely declined. I've met his other mates and they're dickheads to a man. I'd be lucky to get back alive.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

So why have I been kept glued to your postings detailing your visitations abroad with your 'mates'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

That was a football tour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I wouldn't describe spending two nights somewhere to watch football as a lads holiday.
In fact I'm not even sure it counts as a holiday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'm not sure I can think of anything better described as a "Lads Holiday"
than a trip somwhere to watch football.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

The lying cunt didn't even go to the game, he turned up to 'have it large' wif his m8's
Otherwise known as a 'Lads Holiday'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Lies on the internets?
FOR SHAME
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I've seriously pwned Barry here
I hope he cries now
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Ask him to send you some of the tears, so you can taste his defeat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

You are Mason Verger AICMCT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Really?
I consider a lads holiday going to somewhere like Magaluf and drinking shit cocktails whilst trying to pull hanging girls from Doncaster. Not going to Rome for a couple days to take in a game of football.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I consider sarcasm to be the highest form of wit.
It doesn't make it so.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)