I fell off my bike, that was pretty stupid.
I have a clip on my bag that attaches to a belt loop and stops the bag swining round and getting in the way of my knees when I'm riding. I was only going half a mile to the station and was in a hurry, so I didn't bother clipping it. Sure enough a quarter of a mile later the bag was banging into my knees. I took one hand off the handlebars, gave the strap a good hard yank, over-balanced myself and went flying. Luckily the road was empty and I wasn't going that fast. I'm also quite practices at falling off things with out getting hurt, so only my pride was damaged.

Alt: dear god no, boxing dy maybe, but definitely not Christmas.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

365 days of hangover

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Starring that fat cunt with the child like face and that fat cunt with the shit curly hair.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Careful, Don't let Blousie hear you say that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

No that would be Christmas Day.
I always go out on Christmas Eve, it's always shit and I always drink too much. Then I spend Christmas Day round my aunt's lying on the sofa telling all my little cousins to leave me the bloody hell alone. Families are great.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I don't drink huge amounts over Christmas as a rule
SO not really, I like to maintain a pleasant buzz, but Christmas is usually family time and none of us are big drinkers. Boxing day is a day from reading book, playing with what ever presents you were give, eating turkey sandwiches and generally chilling.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)