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Everything is annoying me today.
Any noise is too loud and the lights are too bright. I don't want to be near anyone.
I only ever make a tit out of myself when men are involved.
Alt: fuck no.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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sounds hormonal
you got the menopause?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Could be Quentin.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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ewwwww
please just sew it up and move on with your life
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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I don't think infibulation is the answer.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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in your case there is no other answer, we should get cement mixer and seal that thing up before somebody gets real hurt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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How will I pee?
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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this is none of my concern
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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You haven't really thought this through properly have you?
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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we could seal up the fuckhole and leave the pee one
or just not bother and let you slowly die as your bladder expands inside you, eventually exploding and drowning you in your own piss
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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You truely are a lovely young man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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MERRY XMAS
XXXXXXX
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Isn't he just.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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someone needs to liven this place up with a bit of xmas suicide
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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Are you volenteering?
*crosses fingers, writes to Santa, prays to god*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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i already killed myself once this year and none of you cunts wrote me an obituary
so you can all get stuffed
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:48,
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No, you should make your own burgers instead.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:59,
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It stems from the last time someone said they were going to kill themselves
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:07,
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nothing to do with me mate
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:16,
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Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I recommend a grape based lunch.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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I'm off the booze till new year.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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Eh??
Don't be a square, from the 70's. A nice Argy Merlot is what you need.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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Or some Children's Wine like Beaujolais.
Which is technically not even drinking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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Driving wine.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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Pinot Noir
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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Espatlese?
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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Blue Nun, Black Tower, Hirondelle.
All the classics!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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How could you even consider this at this time of year?
The only thing that will keep me sane from when I head back to the Mothership is that I will be in a permanent fug of Advocaat and mindbending Cava.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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Advocaat? you bent dutch bastard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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It's not like I'm advocating it or anything.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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mind gender
Cava mariners
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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I was expecting an expert
Snowball joke in there. Disappointed. 4/10.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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I never drink much as Christmas.
I don't like being drunk in front of family. I might say something silly and tell them how much I love them.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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You are Nancy Sinatra etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:35,
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Don't shoot her down
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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*pulls on boots*
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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*calls Noel*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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My family already know how much I love them
drink won't change this. Maybe you should open on the floodgates and cry at them from Christmas Eve to Boxing Day. It would go down a storm.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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I recommend gin. And ecstasy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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this sounds nicely balanced
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Feng shui loopy juice.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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I haven't cried infront of family since I was about 13 and I'm not going to start now.
I'm emotionally repressed innit.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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given the amount of whaling you do here
i'd say not emotionally repressed enough
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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Yes but I don't care what you think and I do care what my family think.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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no need to get upset about it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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ok
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:59,
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I'm emotionally retarded, apparently
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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emotionallystrikethroughs are cool!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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Retarded. Yes.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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WE WON!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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this post makes you as funny as Quentin...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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but slower
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PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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That be all the gin and ecstasy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:55,
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Do you want to go on ignore too?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:57,
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Who have you got on ignore?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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GHOST-BUSTERS!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:59,
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Quentwat, The Resident Loon, Apeloverage, Racetraitor, Bert Monkeysex
Cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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why so many people on ignore?
what did they do?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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oh lol, he can' see this, could someone else ask plz?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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Two of those are you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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i recognise apeloverage, he's a swell guy
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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I can understand 3 of them, Racetraitor's name alone gives you good reason to, but why TRL?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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Ahem!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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Yes?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:19,
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woohoo i'm on ignore!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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