I saw an Islamic transvestite last night. Unfortunately she noticed me before I could take a photo.
She was not at all convincing.

My work colleague has just told me that he was the unwitting victim of an attempted noncing on Friday night.

These two things have made me very happy today.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:38, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You work in a Victorian Chimney Sweeps?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Hello Christmas-user-name.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

You don't need a christmas name.
you ARE a christmas name.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

*dances*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm partly doing it because I'm starting to look forward to Christmas
I'm mostly doing it because I know it annoys Monty.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

It's taken me five minutes to work out who the fuck you are.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I've just twigged who you are.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh DG, it's like we were made for each other.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

What can I say?
I seem to be in a 'posting something the same as someone else' mode today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It took me fucking ages yesterday too.
I had assumed it was Al for a while.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Al never changes his icon.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Al also has Al in his names
He likes a cheap name pun, as do I.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

That was what gave it away,
I'd just assumed it said something like 'Frankalsense' and hadn't bothered to read it properly.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Who is it?
Oh it's Kroney.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'm surprisingly young.
And surprisingly nice.

Edit: Don't sound so disappointed "oh, it's Kroney"
( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Great. It's 'dressing gown boy' to the rescue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Don't fucking give me that.
You're just holding out for the Lt Uhura themed knee-length gown.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Because William Shatner!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Just got it.
I am slow today.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

They never are convincing.
I saw an atrocious one in Camden Town station a couple of weeks ago. He was just fucking terrible and walked like a cocky brickie, to make matters worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Was he wearing a burka?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Hah, no, just a hijab

( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Morning, shit stabber

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)