I've just finely-chopped two kilos of onions.
I win.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

interesting version of 'win'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

That's a fuckton of onions.
Whatcha' makin'?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

small children cry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Caramelised red and white onion chutney.
A fuckton of it *goes to put four bottles of balsamic vinegar in the pan*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

oh I tried that
it was great until I realised I'd only made almost one jar full. Should be ready to eat about now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Hence the two kilos of onions.
I'm making one big batch today to see how many jars I can fill, and I'll do the same again tomorrow if it's less than ten. Got lots of pressies to give out.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Christ, your eyes must be weeping like a syphilitic penis

(berk, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Nope, not a single tear shed.
Dunno what that is, maybe it's genetic.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

better check with quentin.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'm sure this is witty and charming but it's gone over my head.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

His discussion about the causes of gayness in the last thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

OH yeah I missed that.
How are you anyway?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Far too busy to be on here
but on here anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

No.
It's not genetic or due to the way you were brought up. Not crying when peeling onions is part of a cornucopia of reasons that scientists cannot explain due to being complete benders.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Maybe cos I wear glasses and use a properly sharp knife.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

If you leave the base of the oinion on as you chop, you will get far less fumes, TRUFAX

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Bollocks

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

The chemical that irritates your eyes is in the core.
So there might be some truth to that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)