Am back, have eaten much mini pizza
also want ons (I don't know how they are spelt) which, it turns out had mince pie mincemeat in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

won tons you flid

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

i nearly had it as wantons
then I realised that was horny ladies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Best of all the laydeez
Mincemeat won tons, wales is fuckin' klassy and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

i think it was a selection of things from iceland or something
unnervingly nice, but you know it's mostly msg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

well, it beats cooking.
I'm having fish and chips but I have no space left, full of beer
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

i don't tknow what's wrong with me this evening
but I want to eat fish and chips, too now. And something cakey. Not sure I could though. Since the dust shakes, I've had less ability to eat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Dust shakes?
sounds painful
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

those slimming shakes
I was only going to do them for a week or two, but they are so much easier than making/buying real food...oops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Did they slim you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)

*shrugs*
i don't own scales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Nor do I but I have a mirror and a belt
Between them I can at least tell which direction I'm going.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

my trousers seem marginally less small
I don't really like mirrors
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)

No, me neither, they lie.
Trousers growing is a good thing, you'll be a sleek dolphin yet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)

sleep dolphin?
do dolphins sleep?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Edited.
Actually they sleep in a quite interesting way, 1/2 of their brain sleep 1/3 of the time, the other 3rd another half of the time and they are full awake the remaining third.

I may have made this up but it's a good system.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Your fractions are mixed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I think I might be a dolphin

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Are they working?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

still a house whale
possibly marginally less of a house whale. NOt sure, but the milkshakes do not seem to have brought the boys to the yard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Have fishcakes!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

too late
I had half a can of rice pudding, straight from the can. sorted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Cold?
Oh you are not right.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

but this way the only washing up
is a spoon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Not if you lick it thouroughly

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

i just put it back in the can
for when I finish it off tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

NO!
Eating food that ought to be eaten hot cold is WRONG and the most alarming thing ever for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

so you wouldn't like that
i used to eat all day breakfasts from the can, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Shit no
I used to work with a woman who would buy fish and chips at lunchtime, put them in her desk and eat them at 16.50.

Disgusting. I shagged her once too. What was I thinking?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

FFS dude.
Standards?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Biggest one ever.
20 stone at a guess.

She had an arse that only Helen Keller could read but she was VERY obliging.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Eew.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Swallow your pride and do a fat bird
They're grateful.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Eew.
I don't need to, and wouldn't, stoop that low.

And even if I did, I wouldn't admit it.

I don't talk about my charity work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)

There's so much fun to be had from your "charity work."

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I don't remember the last time I had rice pudding
I think I might have mild Ambrosia.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I think that deserves an
LTI
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Yay!
I rock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)