I'd like to see everyone who said nasty things about Wormulus die in the new year.

( WormuIus, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:22, 15 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd like to see everyone who said nasty things about you
knighted in the New Year's honours list.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

i'd like to see you die in the new year
and then a funeral march to put kim-jong il's to shame, that'll never happen
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Wormulus, was it true that you went to Harrods for the ethnic experiance?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Wormulus, is it true that if a helecopter flys over your head, you'll strain your kneck backwards until you fall over?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Wormulus, I was wondering Is it true you co-ordinate your clothes with your scarfs....
... and you went around Accessorize removing all the scarfs on the basis that "Scarfs are prime pieces of clothing and not accessories" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Worumlus, is it true that you secretly hope HMV goes under so they have a sale like Woolies did?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

i do, HMV is shit
i was in there yesterday, fucken shit music on full blast, fucken heat on fiull blast, fucken shit prick cunts everyfuckenwhere fucken shitcunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Worumulus, Is it true that you once beat up a tramp because he didn't know the difference between Armeretti and Buiscotti buiscits ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

.... and you didn't know eaither, but you really wanted to know, and didn't have any signal to google it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Wormulus, Is it true that you once refused to sale Shandy Bass to someone under the age of 18, insisting that they buy a meal to go with it, despite working in sainsburies at the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Worumulus, is it true that you joined the freemasions and then left on the grounds that they're basicly copying the castle levels of Zelda?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Worumouls, is it true that you get upset when people miss-spell your name and refuse to achknolidge them when they do?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Worumlus, is it true that your most succesful chat-up line is "Palms bigger than The Hairy BIkers but smaller than Ainsly Harriot... if you know what I mean?". ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Worumuluuluslusluslus, is it true that your internal monolog is in the voice of Patrick Stewart?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Isn't everyones?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Wormulus, can I ask you a question?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Wormulus, is it true that you once ordered Polenta, but was very disapointed when it didn't do your command?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

you've ruined this thread, it was going really well til you showed up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I am nobody's thread-bitch, you are all my thread-bitches. I do not need to know you, you only need to know me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

this little hissy fit isn't helping neither

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Calm down princess, it's only the internet, I'm sure you'll be validated shortly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Autistics also have trouble interpreting people's attitude and feelings.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Wormulus, is it true that you can awnser each one of these instantly, only won't because you want to see who can work it out.
“How many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30 p.m. on a Friday?” — Asked at Google, Vendor Relations Manager candidate

“If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” — Asked at Hewlett-Packard, Product Marketing Manager candidate

“Given 20 ‘destructible’ light bulbs (which break at a certain height), and a building with 100 floors, how do you determine the height that the light bulbs break?” — Asked at Qualcomm, Engineering candidate

“How would you cure world hunger?” — Asked at Amazon.com, Software Developer candidate

“You’re in a row boat, which is in a large tank filled with water. You have an anchor on board, which you throw overboard (the chain is long enough so the anchor rests completely on the bottom of the tank). Does the water level in the tank rise or fall?” — Asked at Tesla Motors, Mechanical Engineer candidate

“Please spell ‘diverticulitis’.” — Asked at EMSI Engineering, Account Manager candidate

“You have a bouquet of flowers. All but two are roses, all but two are daisies, and all but two are tulips. How many flowers do you have?” — Asked at Epic Systems, Corporation Project Manager/Implementation Consultant candidate

“How do you feel about those jokers at Congress?” — Asked at Consolidated Electrical, Management Trainee candidate

“If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?” — Asked at Summit Racing Equipment, Ecommerce candidate
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

For the record, the lightbulb one is easy....
... you just hold a lightbulb as you walk up the stairs, when it breaks, that's the height.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Fuck that, take the lift

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

And you have 3 flowers, one of each

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The tank of water one is easy, too
The water level would rise.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Are you sure?
I thought it would fall.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'm mostly guessing, to be honest, but it would make sense.
The boat itself is displacing a certain amount of water based on how bouyant it is. The anchor will be weighing the boat down to a certain extent, but that will be counteracting by the boat's bouyancy.

Throw the anchor out of the boat and the anchor is now displacing water without any counteracting bouyancy whatsoever. The boat will be lighter and thus displace less water, but it wasn't displacing a full anchor to begin with, so the water level will rise slightly.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It strikes me
that relatively speaking, the boat will be more bouyant without the anchor, so will sit higher in the water, so the water line on the boat will appear to go down.

Or is that just lady-logic gibberish?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

The bouyancy of the boat will counteract some of the mass of the anchor
whilst the anchor is in the boat. So the anchor is not displacing the full amount of water that it would if the anchor was in the water.

The water line on the boat is meaningless, it's the water line on the tank that's important.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)