I'll tell her you said so

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You would.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Huh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

He's gonna grass you up right proper.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

What's his fucking game, chief?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I don't know, I bet you lot are in a right "I told you so" mood today
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-16355281
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

looks interesting, but I haven't got my glasses on yet
so reading lots of words is tricky.

Luckily, the radio just summarised for me...oooh scary
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Too right.
I hope Bella's reaction to my comment that a blog that was 'a bit Bella' was in fact 'a bit Bella' isn't as vengeful as Darth's reaction when someone 'grassed' that Kristine said his missus looked young.
Christ, I'm a dead woman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I don't remember Darths reaction but I can imagine it could be described as a hissy fit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Yeah.
"My giiiirl' tol' me you bin runnin yo' mouth 'bout my girlfrien' so you quit bein aall nice up in my face when I know the TRUTH!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Word for word

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

You can expect diminutive Yorkshire vengeance on your doorstep by 3pm

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Darth what are you on about?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Bella and I text quite a lot
I was implying I'd drop what you said into conversation (which I won't), and elaborated on Chompy's "grass you up" post by suggesting that she was going to come and duff you up. She's short and from Yorkshire.

It's a good job this wasn't funny in the first place...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

i, for one, appreciate the effort

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Yeah I kind of gathered you were trying to show "Hey I'm still in touch with Bella, check it owwwt y'all"
What with everything said on here about Bella, you must be a busy man.

Seriously "Bella and I text quite a lot." Sort it out Darth.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

You're in a particularly fine mood today
It was meant to be a throwaway comment, you're the one who demanded I elaborate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

They're all pissed off because Liverpool being shit for 30 years was apparently planned.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

european city of culture or somat innit?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Just 30?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

No, Howe didn't get his way.
So what you see is the result of us NOT being abandoned. God help us all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I quite like Liverpool,
but I've only ever been to the nice bits.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

To be fair it's an ace city and has its shit bits like all places.
I'm sorry to leave, but I've had it up to here with the place also.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

some cities only have shit bits
i'm looking at you, salford.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

a girl i know moved to salford
to get away from me :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

They might get a bit done up now they have the BBC

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

They've called it Media City.
So it's not Salford.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

the quays is nice
but places like seedley... my very first viewing as a letting agent was there. it took me ages to find, as i am so ancient that there were no sat navs or mobiles then, and when i got there, the young chav and his knocked-up missus looked at the outside and said: "fuck this, we'd need a fucking gun to live here."

they had a point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I just wanted to give you the opportunity to fully explain that you text Bella quite a lot.
I don't think either of our initial throwaway comments drove that home enough.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I hope this was as much fun for you as it was for me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

No, you harshed my buzz with your net-poncery.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I genuinely thought I was explaining for your sake
If anyone be harshin' it's you sistaaaaah *snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

took the nieces and nephew to the panto in manchester
the guest "star" is louis spence. who dances around in a pink sequinned jacket and hotpants.

i'm just saying...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Is she the one that shook that baby to death in the States?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

haha
I totally get this because I know about modern culture
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)