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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK, so 2012 predictions
(that don't involve the Mayans)

Who's going to die?
Which country will revolt/collapse/implode in some way?
What natural disaster will occur?
How many times will Bert reappear?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:24, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thatcher
Isle of Wight
Gonz will find something about his new flat that he doesn't like
Don't care
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Isle of wight isn't a country
do you predict it will break away from the UK?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Yeah.
They are going to sail it a bit further south so it'll benefit from warmer weather.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
I might emigrate

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is correct apart from the Isle of Wight.
I PARTICULARLY hope Thatcher snuffs it.

*crosses all fingers, toes and any other available parts of anatomy*
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)
if she does we should install
dance dance revolution on her grave
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Dance? I'll take a steaming great pebbly dump on her grave if I have the chance.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)
why wait until she's dead?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
A small matter of her having a grave.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)
just shit on her head

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)
We'll need to set up some sore of rota system, so the dancers get first dibs, then the pissers and the shitters last.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
OH BOY, I GOT SOME INTERNET FROM MY NEIGHBOURS.
My laptop connects fine but my media centre doesn't at all, I think that's 'cus the media centre is just using the basic windows install. I SHALL FIND A WAY THOUGH, maybe I can make an ad-hoc network using an ethernet cable.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Lady gaga
North Korea
Bird flu 2
Who gives a fuck?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I also predict that I'll have Indian food this evening.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)
I predict I will have a rare steak with gnocchi in a blue cheese sauce with steamed spinach

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)
*slavering mouth*
/ac
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher. Obviously. And NO I'm not bandwagon-jumping, it's just how I feel ;)
Iceland
Gayness and Pig-AIDS falling from the sky.
Many.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)
why is everyone convinced she's on her last legs?
are we just so short of good news these days?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)
It's just wishful thinking.
That's all...
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Hmmm
- Apple to release a line of TVs that'll be stupidly expensive, like, beyond stupidly expensive, a hell of a lot more of a comparible (and it'll be one of the best screens you can buy) sized telly + an 'AppleTV'.
- iPhone 5 to have a bigger screen.
- Seeing the next version of windows (8) on more and more devices, maybe even released to public. It's going to be an amazing upgrade.
- A major royal will cark it, national day of mourning.
- Double-or-nothing something will happen on an international level with Iran.
- Double-or-nothing Thature will cark it. Country will be exactly evenly devided over weather she was a devil or saint. Unless there is an odd number of people in the country, in which case, it'll be mostly devil.
- British Freedom Party to get 1 MEP seat. NWI/EDL/CxF... one of them to be outlawed like C18.
- A natural desaster of some kind, donno what, donno where, it always happens.
- Extinction of a fluffy animal that nobody cared about last year.
- Gonz to get laid.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)
2012: The year of Gonz on heat

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Totally, a bitch in heat ain't got shit on me. Maybe some piss, but I'd like a warning first.
I got the video/audio drivers for my little computer thing, I'm currently watching full screen as good as when it was air'd episode of American Horror Story. I got like 15-20 full seasons that I can watch at any point in time, better quality than DVD on most of them, and some of them not even out on UK Telly. It's fucking wicked. I got a wireless keyboard and mouse for it.

I can't get it online 'till the 9th, but once I have, it'll be AMAZING.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Two weeks and a day without alcohol and I feel fucking ace.
Bert hasn't been back for a good while, I hear he's got a "life" or something, pretty sweet arrangement by the sound of things.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Totally managed to beat industrial Sized Ping Pong Fella to the punch when it comes to owning an amazing home, and he started before me.
I'm just sayin', you know, you know, just that I guess that makes me a better potential provider for any potential offspring and therefore more attractive in the eyes of the oppersite sex. Just sayin'.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)
You should get a teeshirt that says that on it.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)
rip pat butcher in eastender we will miss her in eastender she was a going actress

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
eh?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
One of my friend's statuses on FB :(

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I could make millions with a series of t-shirts.
WAR: It's just chess on a global level.
TENNIS: Indistrial sized field/tarmac ping-pong
MONICO F1 GRAND PRIX: Hotwheels for rich people.
SKY DIVING? Just jump off a table a few times.
PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALL: Subbuteo with a few more people.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
"Superwinds" will cause at least 5 days' worth of closures in schools and public services, and will be used as an excuse to increase the price of everything yet again.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)
are you having curry, too?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Film 4
At 9pm.

Anyone? Anyone?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)
what's on?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Ferris Bueller.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Ferrous Buisomething's day off.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I would be, Jeff, but I'm doing the pub quiz.
ALL BY MYSELF. The old man is feeling poorly, do I left him and the dog to their own devices, and came out on my own.

/serious loser blog
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
yeah, but when you win
it'll be all the sweeter
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)
What if I don't win? What then?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
you have a valid excuse

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)
We could all help

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
But you're not here!

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I'm on the pier.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
is that slang for queer?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)
No b3th, no.
You are the winner, you're going out on your todd for a bit of a lol rather than thinking "OH CHRIST, EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME BEING ALL ON MY OWN".

Seriously b3th, I wish I could do that, honestly.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Why don't you then?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I'm gonna make a start, gonna get a cinema task now I live near one.
Then it'll be resturants then pubs.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:05, Reply)
I totally won anyway.
We're down to a basic core of three teams, it's my local and everyone knows me so I don't mind being on my own. I was five points clear and the other two teams came joint second.
And I had my DS there to entertain me during the breaks.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)
nice work!

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I no rite?
That's just how I roll..
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This doesn't sound like a great quiz.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)
yeah - ask us some of hte questions, b3th

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)
It's an ace quiz.
It's a good laugh with a fun crowd. Lots of heckling.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Is it as good as the pier?

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:40, Reply)
It's less dusty

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)
That's something.
The pier is a disgrace to the area. All that dust. I'm still sneezing.

So, on reflection, was Christmas and the New Year a nice celebration?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)
I suppose so.
Pretty relaxing, all told.
How about yours?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:47, Reply)
It's the first real break I've had from work since July.
The other other time off has been spent in the company of you people. I've struggled to relax.

I should have gone away.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Relaxing is definitely good.
I wish I could learn to do it.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:55, Reply)
You seem pretty relaxed first thing int mornin!

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Evenin' sis.
i can relax when I'm away from home, it's just here where i get stressed.
so, how be you?
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:04, Reply)
I think I'm the other way round.
I'm alright. Getting used to the house with just me and Tiggs again.
How's yer head?
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Much better now, thanks.
has teh workshy dole scum gone home then?
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Yup.
Tigger's happy anyway.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Lovely ! Glad you had a good time.

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:06, Reply)
I predict at least 4 new members crop up and at least one of you will try to sleep with all of them.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:46, Reply)
challenge accepted

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:46, Reply)
I await a progress report.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:51, Reply)
I predict you'll get into 'beauty academy'
Or whatever the fuck it's called, you'll find somewhere mint to live and you'll fly over the big pond and come and visit us all.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:47, Reply)
yeah.
Me and Jeff'll take you on teh pier.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Innit.
Although if those crazy yanks laugh at our sea gulls or crazy golf courses, I'll refuse to buy them an ice-cream.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:50, Reply)
These Martin Parr* pictures
are a good introduction
imagesfound.blogspot.com/2009/05/martin-parr.html

*documentary/street photographer
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Interesting snaps Captain.
Pray tell, why did you post that link?
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:56, Reply)
snaps!
fucks sake. I thought I'd just add a little culture and a bit of an introduction to british seaside culture for Kristine
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)
Nah, K has turned into one of those 'one message posters' who then just fucks off.
What was your favourite ice-cream/lolly as a child Captain.

I want to know.
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)
strawberry
I really fancy some icecream now, but if I get some sometime, it's going to be something posh like Ben and Jerry's fishfood
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)
What was your favourite iced lolly?

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:01, Reply)
wasn't really into ice lollies
probably something orange flavour. What aboutyou - I'm guessing it's something like Twister
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:02, Reply)
It was all about the FAB or a Funny Foot when I were a nipper.

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Yum Funny Foot
Had one of those at the International Garden Festival in 1984
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:05, Reply)
That is quite a precise recollection Roota.
Where were you when you last had a Cornetto?
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Ooooh, cinema I think. About 7 years ago.

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:09, Reply)
I just remembered how much I love cornettoes
I wonder if anywhere round here sells them at 1/4 to midnight and which wouldn't mind the fact I'm in pj bottoms
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Go to a 24 hr garage.
I often get one on the way how from the pub.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Fucking hell the street where I lived until I was about 8!!!

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)
No pop no style.
It's strictly Roots!
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)
PICTURE 16
I lived up that road, opposite the bit where the flyover meets the ground. That is right behind the Walker Art Gallery.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Looks like a nice spot.
Did the ice-cream van come around on the weekend?
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Tony the eye-tie came round every night and called me Blue Eyes

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Fucking Tony rocked!
I'll drop you a line in the new year with details various. See. I haven't forgotten.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:15, Reply)
I hope he offered to put dragons blood on your cornett.

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Ta mate,
and yes. He was also very good at getting Pushups to push up
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Did he also sell smack?
Most ice-cream men branched out into class a drugs in the 70s and 80s.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:20, Reply)
I don't think so, cos he was different from the others.
That Mr Whippy cunt probs did
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:25, Reply)
You were probably too young to get smack from Tone anyway.
I'm guessing it was a 'special' 99 or something.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:27, Reply)
really?!
Well, it's famous (amongst photographers)
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:01, Reply)
I must show my family and see if they know who the kid is.

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I don't actually know which project that picture is from
but he's one of the photographers that loads of students study/use for projects, he did a talk at my uni,too
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Nooo way.
I recognise New Brighton in the other pics.
I'd love to see the others. Oh the deprivation. I can tell you that the kid was 100% on her way to Jim's shop. That's the only reason we went down that hill.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:10, Reply)
The New Brighton project (The Last Resort)
is the really famous one.

He's got a website, there are a few pictures on it if you go to the Books section. www.martinparr.com
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Aw we got pics of me at the lido when I'm a toddler

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:17, Reply)
like this one?
fotofiliablog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/parr-7.jpg
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Hahaa no
I'm wearing a green polka dot bikini and a towelling robe with a hood
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:26, Reply)
Thanks a fucking lot. You cunt.
I've now got a Timmy Mallet song in my head.
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:29, Reply)
You're welcome

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:37, Reply)
*sighs*
+di i
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:19, Reply)
diido?

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Amended.

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:25, Reply)
After accusing them all of being bert.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Right
I think it's time for me to sleep - I intend to do useful things with this next week (unlike the last).

nighty night
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:31, Reply)
Me too, t'rah

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 0:38, Reply)

Robert Mugabe.
Zimbabwe.
Northern Brazil will flood.
Bert?
(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

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