I would hide somewhere until I wasn't a cowboy anymore

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

wherever so lil lady?
if you was a real life rootin-tootin cowgirl just think o the fun you could have, ridin over the prairie, shootin rustlers and drinking some moonshine

yeehaw, darn tiggity nabbit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

sounds shit and knackering

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

you could be a whore at the whorehouse instead then, or the madame of the whorehouse?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

She'd make a boss Madame
Every time one of teh whores had to fall down the stairs to stop being up the duff she'd hold a minutes silence and blame the man who made the newspapers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

i'd hope she was the one throwing em down the stairs, what with her being scouse an all
pardner
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

What's your cowboy name?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

The Backless Chaps Kid.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

all chaps are backless, you wear them over jeans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I'm inferring that you wear yours without any jeans.
Because you're a raging homosexual.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

You don't, you wear them on their own
and then you pretend to be Christina Aquilera
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

you mean
christina "mad dog" aguilera the mexican bandita outlaw?

Ayayay!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I just did it for you, your cowboy name is:
Chett Mitchell
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

OMG that is SOOO COOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Nah, that's fucking shit
your name could be "Butch Clovis"

Or Quentin "Mad Dog" Oftiweak
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

i like mad dog, hol on a sec

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Yeah, that's pretty cool
If I was all wild west, I'd be dead scared when you rolled into town.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

What about when bella arrived?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Don't diss Bella
or Darth will make a throwaway comment to make us aware that he and Bella "text quite a lot" and that he's going to grass you up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Do they?
Do you reckon Darth likes a bit of a Munchy Box when he's not with his mrs? I can imagine it gets very boring living with a vegan.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Apparently they do.
It was only a throwaway comment though. Not something he's been dying to boast about.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I hope he wouldn't boast about something like that.
I wished him a happy new year, and he never said anything back to me, that's pretty rude isn't it?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

yeah well he was probably busy texting Bella
They still text quite a lot. If you're not sure about it, just mention her name. He'll say "I shall tell her that." And then you'll know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

how do i know?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

The gifs keep on coming
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(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

This one is excellent
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( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i don't see how this is relevant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

can't see it on my phone. I'll check in a bit. Roy was ace.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)