I don't wanna rince my allouance on my mobile and next door has turned off their connection / it's to far away =((((((
I need to ask the person above or bellow me.

Tonight for dinner I have mussels and pasta and garlic bread, I set off the fire alarm for the first time, at least I know it works. My oven is actually quite good, never realised what shit the last one was. So fucking easy, 10 minutes from start to end, including 3-4 minutes to boil the water.

Christ, I'm a self-indulgant cunt, mememememmememe. Its' fucking good though.

Anyway, going back to monty's drug farm thing, that's a real dickhead move when you got a misses dennying access to a kid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 19:52, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

mussels taste of sand
they are the worst sea animal I've ever eaten
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I had them on holiday and they were nice
perhaps you had shit ones?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

maybe you just enjoy eating sand?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

i like sand-wiches

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Done in a nice sauce, say red wine, garlic and chilli, they are lovely.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Check this, right.
1 - Get a kettle on, get the oven on... get a big saucepan on the heat.
2 - 'cus I wanted to use my pestol'n'morta, I crushed up some garlic-salt (not too much), "dried mixed herbs" and some oil. Drizzled it over flat garlic bread.
3 - First kettle load is done, pour it into the large saucepan and get another kettle on. Put a lid on the sourcepan to get it boiling quicker.
4 - Put the flat pizza in the oven
5 - Second kettle load is done, pour it in with the first, make the water salty like the sea, pure in 100g of pasta (long type, like lingini or spegetti) and the bag of mussels that are in a sauce... in the boiling water, put the lid on (so the mussells are boiling in a bag)
6 - 5 minutes later, take everything out, plate up, serve.

The whole thing cost at _most_ £6, it's a georgous well balanced meal, and took no more than 10-15m to cook.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I think you might be thinking of a different animal, most of the time mussels never touch sand.
They're generally grown on ropes that hang down into the sea bed. Are you sure you're not thinking of scallops that have been dragged up from the ocean bed by a trawl?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)

that's a fairly interesting fact!
but no, I'm not thinking of scallops as they are delicious, mussels are ming
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Ahhh, coolio.
I hated them growing up, my BFF would insist growing up that we went to an amazing mussells resturant called belgos (we were born within hours of each other). I never liked them at all, but then I tried them at Jamie Oliver's cafe from Mum's plate and liked them, I then made them again and they were nice.... so now I like them. But it's only been about 6 months that I like them, compared to years and years of hating them.

Everyone's tastes are different, but if it's been a few years since you've tried them, maybe try giving it another chance? They're so fucking cheap here too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

just wait for my mememmemememe
when I get mine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Haha, I can't wait for you =D *glees*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

I have to agree on the last point there, Gonz.
As much as I like Monty, and as much as whoever was driving Quentin at the time was being a prick, they do have a point. Even if Quentin is a schizophrenic sockpuppet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Yeah' man, I wouldn't be supprised eaither way if he was a sockpuppet or not.
I really hope he comes to his senses and realises that he's risking everyone who he loves and everyone who lives him, all for a few quid and a thrill.

Lives get destroyed by that kind of shit, all the way up'n'down the chain.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Now steady on.
Why CAN'T a man hide drugs in his LP covers and give mental drug-buddies keys to his flat AND still expect to have his daughter stay?

Oh Gonz, you must be Bert as well :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Roots
Virgin broadband has aids, so I'm using my phone, but I've got some details for you and DJ.

You'll get 'em when Virgin fix things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

OH you lifesaver.
I was about to cry to the skies that there's fuck all out there
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Well, I suppose good will is a good as a protection as anything else,
And it's not like he wants a potentially horrific accident to happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)