it would have been quicker to ask for TRUTH ON THE INTERNET
i did laugh yesterday at the worst advice you've ever seen in your life, ever. it was an article saying that you shouldn't feel bad if you're still thinking about your ex. this doesn't mean you are still upset if it's recent or a crazy psycho hose beast if it's been years, oh no. it means that your ex is thinking about you and is sending out vibes and therefore you should contact them. WTF. then i saw the article was written by a "psychic". er...

the internet is a great thing, but some people need an "off" button.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh dear.
Not often I'll say this, but I agree with you, that was one truly horrendous piece of advice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Wow, that totally means Phil from The Hangover is thinking about me right now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

You'll have to wrestle Swipey for him
I have a feeling you'd maybe win that one...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:44, Reply)

haha that was EXACTLY what i said
i said "so bradley cooper is thinking of me right now then?"

i did not realise i had competition for him, however...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Tell you what, you have him. I don't like hot places so I couldn't be arsed moving to LA to live with the fucker.
I already have one with the big nose/big teeth combo that endeared Bradley to me in the first place and I suppose he'll have to do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

This doesn't mean that by default I also fancy Shergar or Ruud van Nistelroy.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Have you ever noticed that Shergar and Van Nistelrooy have never been seen in the same place at the same time?
Think about it...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)

It's because at any given time, at least one of them is in Roota's bed.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Knuckle/hoof deep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Phwoar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

mmmm
van nistelrooy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

o.O

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Wow, you've got it worse than me...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

chuck hughes must think of me all the time then
sigh
why can't he just move here already?
canada is so shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I once wished that Ioan Gruffudd would film a costume drama near my house and within a few weeks he was only bloody outside on a horsedrawn omnibus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

are these more internet lies?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)

No. I made the wish on Sep 11 2011, incidentally.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

His accent in Titanic is absolutely ridiculous

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

"Helooow, is therrr anybody owt thaaayr!"
That is actually his accent though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Sally Morgan's response to the question
'I keep seeing the time 11:11, what does it mean, is it something to do with angels' was along the lines of 'I don't specialise in angels, I believe it is more likely that it represents a date significant to someone dear to you that you have lost'.

Not 'It means you keep looking at the clock a lot and 11:11 is a time that sticks out more than, say, 11:23, you credulous fucktard' as it should have been.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

ffs
how can people who are so stupid actually remember to breathe??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

You tell us, you've represented half of them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

i wish
i do property law in the city, dude. my clients are almost exclusively very clued-up fund managers, investors, developers, major charities...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Speaking of worst advice, by the way,
my favourite ever was the woman who wrote to Dr Mirriam in The Mirror saying 'I can't afford to feed my children, I am thinking of becoming a prostitute, should I?' and got told 'Yes'.

Dr Mirriam doesn't write the problem page in The Mirror anymore. Colleen Nolan does. Imagine being considered less able to solid advice than Colleen Nolan...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I hope this is true

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I swear, it is. I'll try find a reference to it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:27, Reply)