Foooooooooooooooooood!
So far today I've eaten cheese and onion rolls, a banana, some smoked salmon and cream cheese on rye bread and a bag of Quavers.

Lolfatty!

What have you eaten?

Lunch?
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:39, 108 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Please stop your thoughtless food-talk
I'd forgotten that the first week of being on a diet basically equates to being hungry and craving the forbidden fruit ALL THE TIME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)

I'm dieting too. I'm just not succeeding.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Trying to fit into that dress for the prom?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

There's no POINT, Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes
There's no POINT to my LIFE unless he ASKS me!!!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

A clementine and yesterday's stirfry
It was peppers, Quorn chicken, green beans, onion, garlic, chilli, soy sauce, bit of passata, bit of black bean sauce, noodles.
I want to marry it, it was so fine. (Everyone will slag off spongey Quorn chicken breast now, but it makes you lose weight so they can fuck right off.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Is there a large enough difference in nutritional value to qualify it being in there instead of chicken though?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

for me yeah
If i'm on a diet like.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I'm considering bulimia but now I've sorted out my gag reflex it's going to be difficult making myself sick.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

That is true.
Ages ago I felt ill after eating something well greasy. I thought I should speed up the process as I couldn't sleep.
Could I FUCK get myself to hurl. And I used to be champion bulimic me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Men just don't understand the trouble we go through to please them.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

It's not that we don't understand, we just don't care.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Unless the difference between the two was huge, I just don't think I could do that!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

i don;t care about meat as much as most carnivores

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough!
There's only one meal I eat which is entirely veggie, which is just onion, pepper, mushroom, sweetcorn, tomato, and garlic, fried in a little olive oil, then stirred into pasta. Tasty, simple, and rather healthy.

Then again, I've been known to add large amounts of sweet chilli sauce to it as well, and I'm not sure quite how healthy that is...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I have the trots, so I am not eating anything : (

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

You need roughage young man.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I need to superglue my browneye.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

My mother is having the same problem today.
She had to go home and change her trousers : /
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I have just risked two pieces of dry white toast. Fingers crossed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

*sends out prayer to Jebus*

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Pâté on toast.
So why has there been so much bickering lately?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)

MASSIVE DRUGZ!!11!!11!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I think half the board are bleeding from their cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Cos everyone's got pissy knickers and want to be the new Kim Jong-Il

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I was given some paté the other day, despite pointing out I can't stand the stuff.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

If you pointed that out to me I'd point out that not only are you wrong you're a cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I can't stand liver or walnuts, both of which were in this paté

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)

walnuts = devils food.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Pate,
a posh name for meat paste.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

People taking the internet far to seriously.
On both sides.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I'm taking umbridge with that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

You can fucking keep umbridge you horrible woman!
umbridge stinks anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Bite me!

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)

As if.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

True.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I hate it when people do that... Jeez

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

We all do it from time to time.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

It's not serious. It's fucking hilarious.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

My new year's resolution is to ignore prudes
They totally bring you down, man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I can see a bit of your collar bone there.
Button yer cardie up
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

What do you know about my cardie?
WHo's been talking?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I'm watching you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I'm white and I consider this a race hate crime against me, I do hope the police are investigating.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Quentin has a colleague who is friends with a police superintendent. I am sure he will help if you ask him.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Thank god for Quentin.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Not four words I'd have ever considered putting together.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Marmite on toast, a bag of quavers and 2 chicago town mini pizzas
It's been a good day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Marmite is fucking ace. I'm turning my filing cabinet into a mini pantry.
It has Twiglets, baked beans, all day breakfast in a tin, Soy sauce and Encona Pepper Sauce. Oh, and squash and crackers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

All day breakfast in a tin?
Ugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I've never actually tried one.
Are they that bad?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Perfect hangover food

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Hangover food is marmite on toast with a cup of sweet tea

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

You need to drink more

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I struggle to think of anyone on here who drinks more than me at the minute, tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

In January you may be correct!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Haha
Well, I've drunk every day since the 21st December, although last night I only had one can...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I packed in on the 2nd
*rocks backwards and forwards, looking forlornly at the gin*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I'm out tonight, but trying to stick to a 4 pint limit
As it's my friend's 21st on Saturday, so don't want to spend loads.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Sportscalf 5th birthday soon
Need the money
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Ahh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Yes, that bad.
It just tastes like paste
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

It's silly o'clock in the morning here,
but I'm planning on eating leftover cornish gamehen for lunch...god it was good!
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Pasta with pesto, spinach, cherry tomato and toasted pine nuts
NOM!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I like that.
Sometimes butter and rocket instead of pesto and spinach though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Meh
Leftovers from last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

What is this leftovers you speak of?

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Mrs Cow's cooking portion control is a bit "off"
She normally makes enough pasta to feed Sicily
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

It sounds great, but I don't like pine nuts, and I'm not too fond of pesto
It seems to be becoming more apparent I might actually be a fussy eater.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

So not that great really.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Pine nuts are fucking excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I agree, it's AA that's weird.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

There's no denying that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I really like the taste of pesto, but I find the texture to be very greasy
I mean the idea of that dish sounds excellent
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)

It is really filling and quite healthy
A good combination

Still, steak pie and roasties for tea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Not sure what I'm having tonight, I'm avoiding buying any meat from supermarkets now
It's just an utter ripoff compared to the place I go to every Saturday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I am having crab and chilli linguine.
Food of the fucking Gods.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

That sounds bloody lovely
I've never eaten proper crab, shall have to give it a try at some point!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

It's tinned crab but nice enough.
With fresh parsley and breadcrumbs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

is it real?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Real crab?

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Fake crab?
Crabsticks?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

ya

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

It's real crab, just tinned.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

omg that sounds amaaaaaaazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Sounds excellent
/jealous
/remembers steak pie
/is happy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Pesto is made primarily with olive oil.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

...and cats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I know, I mean I find that the greasy texture overrides the flavour.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

*cough*
*Munchy Box*
*cough*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I don't understand this meme.
it's old, I know, but I still don't get it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Something to do with Bella
but I actually meant a Munchy Box which is basically a pizza box full of heart failure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Exhibit A

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I like the fact that it needs floodlights

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

And as I've pointed out ON MANY OCCASIONS I've never eaten a munchy box

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

but you've eaten bella.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

No comment.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

And I really, REALLY want one.
Partly just to say I have, partly because I'm a fatty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I also want one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Me too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

My local takeaway (that has just reopened after 6 months, woo!) sells something similar
Might have to pick one up at some point soon...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Pesto is vile

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Pesto out of a jar is meh, I'll grant you
homemade is so much nicer. But then, that goes for most things really.
(berk, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

a bowl of raisin bran crunch and 3/4 banana

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

News just breaking.................I think I'm finally full up.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

+ of horses semen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

The Charge of the (off) White Brigade

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Best of all the animal semen.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)