Last year was quite possibly the worst of my life, with very few exceptions
to an otherwise constant stream of awfulness. I am very much looking forward to being back on the up again. Come on, 2012, show us a grin.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:32, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hate it when my freezer breaks down and water goes everywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

It was a messy break up. Very, very messy.
And went on for far too long.

I'm really going to have to wire in a backup diesel generator.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I find prostitutes very helpful.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

To quote the immortal Yazz
The only way is up. Baby!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

2010 was the worst year for me
It seems I'm the only one of my friends enjoying this year too!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Ask yourself what all your friends have in common that might make them miserable?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

They all live in Congleton

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

It's knowing AA, isn't it?
Hahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

*Roy Walkers*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Interesting causality question
Do miserable people moan all the time because they're miserable
or are they miserable because they moan all the time?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I am currently doing quite a lot of moaning because I'm miserable.
You wait until I cheer up, Chompo. Then you'll see. Then you'll ALL see.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I was trying to put "shut the fuck up you emo cunt" in a nice way
but I don't think it got through to you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

No, it got through. But, and I mean this in the nicest possible way,
I don't really pay attention to you.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I'm like mutherfucking Cassandra right here.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

a little of a and a little of b

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

What would happen if you had real problems to whine about?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

He wouldn't have internet access
because he'd be living in one of those poor african countries.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

They've all got laptops there now thanks to that cunt Geldof and his cronies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Even if he did walk the forty miles to the nearest internet he'd still wouldn't be able to type through illiteracy and all the flies in his face

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

MMPS manages it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Oi you deleting cunt!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Well, what did you expect?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Fuck you Hovis

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)

These ARE real problems!
They've sold out of XXXXXL in the Star Trek dressing gowns.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

and matching slippers!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

They are real problems. Problems are relative. They're enough to make me miserable.
Whilst I'm not above bleating about being miserable, I am above splashing all the gory details out on the internet.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Every night you sit, huddled in your 'Trekking Gown'
and do nothing but 'splash' your 'gory detail' all over your 'internet'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

internet keyboard
internet cat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It's really irritating only being drip fed the info.
Tell us and I'll tell you about when my Dad died.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

replying to everyone here
/considerate internet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

The last relative problems we had on here ended up with someone going on the sex offenders register.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Oh, this is excellent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

*Golf applause*
Sterling work.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I mean this in the nicest possible way
but cheer the fuck up, you grumpy cunt.
(berk, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Don't.
He'll cry in a minute.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I might
You've all been VERY mean.

No, I'm not all that bad, really. I'm just looking forward to things being better, rather than wanting to whine about how crap they've been.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Prostitutes. They're the future.
And they always come.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

+ when they do squat thrusts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Only the Russian ones do that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)