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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once dumped a girl in her Valentine's Day card
I still feel a bit bad for that one.

Alt: Seeing a friend tonight, fixing internet in 3 houses tomorrow, relax, do nothing - in that order.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:23, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That is excellent!
What was the verse?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are so dull
So I'm dumping you
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)
It wasn't a verse
I remember it contained the following sentence, but not sure what else - "Remember I told you I loved you? I changed my mind."
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Roses are sharp
Violets are blunt
You are well dumped
You fat fucking cunt?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Much better than mine

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)
And mine

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Roses are dead
Violets are too
I have some of your second-hand sweetcorn lodged in my Japs-eye
From buggering you
(so you are dumped lol)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Urgh christ Monty.
*lobs breakfast at the wall*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Roses are red
Stachys are grey
I'm dating 'Swipe
Because I am gay.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)
lols

(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

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