Alt: This weekend is my 6th wedding anniversary
So I imagine it will be spent having my sexual advances rejected.
And probably a curry.

EDIT: Oops. My bad. Apparently I have been married for 7 years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It'll never last.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I should be so lucky

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Not with his appetite.
The fat cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I'm just struggling to shake off the baby weight. Alright?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Tell it to the scales, chubber.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
One at a time please.

No coach parties!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

"to be continued"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Apparently breast-feeding is supposed to help you lose weight
but my wife won't let me.
Says it's for the baby, or something :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Punch her in the cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Nothing hurts more than having your curry rejected.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Ring sting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)