I have had every plumbing disaster possible since I bought my current flat.
I spend about a grand a year on the fuckers. Worst one was a flood which damaged the sleeves of some of my rarer (and most treasured) records. Heartbroken, I was/am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's leaking into my neighbours flat.
I fucking hate this house.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Is it your house?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Yes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Damn!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:09, Reply)

INORITE!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I've just been informed that my boiler is fucked
and that it will cost £1500-1600 to replace it.
That is more than I paid for the whole fucking lot, including radiators, to be fitted in the first place.
Cunts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

That may also explain why it is fucked though.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I was about to say this.
Those Poundland heating systems are a false economy (7).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

That's what I thought.
A boiler alone should be a grand and radiators are about a ton apiece, and then doesn't include piping and labour costs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Quite possibly
Most of our house improvements were cheap, cash-in-hand jobs as we were poor as church mice at the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Just looked on What Price and that is about right.
Make sure you get a guarantee for the fitting as well as the boiler.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Well, you may want to spend a bit more next time.
And get a plumber to do it, not a tinker.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

He did throw in some lucky heather for free though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I think, in summary, what we are saying is
don't be such a tight arse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I think, in summary, what we are saying is
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(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Oh internet, you are so cruel
I'll just go away and think about what I've done, shall I?
Through bitter, bitter tears.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)