My friend Charlie, who you'll meet a Donnington, isn't single
but I'm sure he'd still happily chuck it up you if you were game?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

lol

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:32, Reply)

He's slept with a lot of women, so he's probably quite good.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Looks like another visit to the cake stall for CQ.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:35, Reply)

What's your definition of a lot?
For some people 10 is a lot, for others over 30 is a lot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I think it's once you forget how many, then it's a lot.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I believe it is around 100.
And while that may sound ridiculous, having seen the guy in action (not "action", just on the pull) I can quite believe it. I don't understand it, I find him quite irritating after a couple of days, but he has the gift of the gab.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Do siamese twins count as one or two?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Good question.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I'm trying to work out my count.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I figured mine out (that I could remember) a while ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I'm up to about 12.
Is that good or bad?
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Dunno
It's more than none so good!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Depends how many cunts they have

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:41, Reply)

one cunt two mouths

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

If they were joined by the head it must be really awkward when one of them fancies a wank and the other one doesn't.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)

At least they couldn't see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I wonder if you had a big and flexible enough willy, you could make it go in one mouth and out the other.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Blowstitch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Same with schizophrenia - how many does that count as?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

That's like the sex equivilent of a danger wank, you should get bonus points.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)