I really don't.
It makes me cringe when adults use childish words. If you've had a shit, please just say you've had a shit, don't say you've been for a poo, or a number two or anything. If you've farted, you've farted, not guffed or blown off or popped.

And, please, ladies, if you ever call it a 'mimsy' I may well vomit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:53, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Call it what it is, a flange!
We don't want to make love to your mimsy, we want you to ride the pig skin bus to tuna town.

Unambiguous, that's how we like it!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

But what if you're in polite company, but still wish to announce an impending defecation?
You can't say to the Queen that you're off for a poo. I suppose you'd have to opt for "do excuse me, ma'am, I'm orf for a dump."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

"Pardon me, Ma'am, but would you mind waiting a while as I seem to need to take a shit" is fine, according to Debrett's.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

In polite company, you don't keep everyone apprised of your bowel movements.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Tell her that.
She's always banging on about her Anus Horribilus.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Don't you try telling me I'm not bang up to date with my references.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

20 yeras old that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Is it really? Blimey, how time flies when you're a raging drunk.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

1992, mate. Made me feel my age!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

'I'm off to strangle a darkie, your maj, back in a mo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I've gotta go an' lay some cable. Do us a tea, good girl.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Careful, Prince Philip will ask to join you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

The worst is "I'm going to the little boys room"
sounds noncey to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

My ex Boss used to say that.
So I wouldn't be surprised if you were right.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

it's a hoo.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

A girl mate once referred to it as her 'moo moo'.
Honestly made me feel ill.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)