g'afternoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 14:43, 55 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Afternoon.
Shocking match, isn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I don't know.
5 goals and a iffy red card. I've seen a lot worse at Ashton Gate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Three words that go very well together.
'worse' and 'Ashton Gate'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Why aren't you job hunting?
I am.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

My aunty and uncle got me some knew knives as a housewarming ! They're the exact ones I asked my mum to ask them to get when they asked ma' what to buy. AND I got some assaulted graters too.
taylors-eye-witness.co.uk/new.htm
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Coloured knives eh.
Knives for the coloureds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I will eventually have a very colourful kitchen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

If you sell food you make with your new knives in a retail environment
You could call yourself 'Gonz's Multi Coloured Chop Shop'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

In Persons yesterday there was a girl demonstrating knives, there was a huge fucking crowd, and they were in the way of the Colourware utensles that I wanted to look at...
... in the end I thought "Fuck this, I'm not spending £6-£9 on each individual utensal", but as I was walking past she asked me if I wanted a curly chip maker thing (its a screw with a knife attached (rape joke), you put the top in a vegtable, spin it around, and you get spirals.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)

I really don't care for curly fries.
No idea why though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:18, Reply)

I'm surprised these aren't wielded by yoovs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

4th round draw Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Aston villa if we beat Leeds

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Marking complete!
evening all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Who came top of the class?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

me
I am best.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

At being a Deacon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:03, Reply)

D B + of hope for all humankind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)

B D humankind those who want to lose a shoe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:14, Reply)

YOUR MUM

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

That's just hurtful.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:24, Reply)

your face is hurtful

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:24, Reply)

I hope you've mis-marked everything and that you car won't start tomorrow morning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:26, Reply)

i hope those dudes you like
who kick footballs around kick them in the wrong direction
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)

I hope you can't get a mobile phone signal in your new house.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:29, Reply)

i hope your internet access is down for a few hours

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:30, Reply)

I hope you two just get a room and get it over with

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Did you find a job this afternoon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

No
Did you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)

I've e-mailed the recruitment consultant about this role
www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/779562?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=aggregator&utm_campaign=jobisjob

And asked that they give me a call tomorrow, depending on what the say, I might apply, or I might not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Ooh.
What does a business analyst do?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)

It's a varied role
Covering a variety of different things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Every time i see a job I think I could do
they throw in some jargon or requirement that makes me think I couldn't.
I really do have to call some recruitment agencies this week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)

You need to think about how your skills and experience can be explained so that you are qualified for things.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)

I'm qualified for nothing.
I've made myself unemployable.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Rubbish.
Okay, this is in the wrong location, but this is the sort of job I'd expect you to have a really good chance of getting to interview stage for.

www.jobsite.co.uk/job/learning-development-advisor-training-941639114?src=search

Now tell me why you think you wouldn't be qualified to do that role.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Or this one
www.jobsite.co.uk/job/area-retail-manager-941639203?src=search
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

www.jobsite.co.uk/job/careers-adviser-941599237?src=search
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)

whatever, grumpy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

I hope when you next make yourself a cup of tea, you accidentally put too much milk in it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

ah! so it's you who cursed me
to forget to buy tea bags, I think I'm down to my last 3
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Well you'll have to go and buy some more.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

I went to the shop today
but then i bought curry instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

What brand of tea-bags do you usually buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

twinnings
because I am middle class now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Oooh.
Posh tea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

More than good Jeff.
It is a fantastic afternoon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

are you singing this song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:23, Reply)

How are things going with that Doris?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Last night started off pants cos I was being unsociable.
Ended amazingly and when she said "I think I'm going to fall in love with you" I felt all warm inside. Although that could have been down to the ounce of MDMA me and my mate were chipping away at. I am so happy though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)

Are you going to take her out this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Nah we all stayed up all night hammering stuff so she's out for the count now.
I'm taking her to some TV show with Claudia Winkleman on Thursday though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:43, Reply)

That'll be a romance killer, 'Winkleman' is hardly going to get her in the mood.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Winkleman is hot

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:50, Reply)

I see Neil Warnock has been sacked.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)