It's £40 a fucking ticket to see Bear Live.
I know this because my son has become very fond of the man and thus I will be travelling to Brighton on the day before his birthday to see the aforementioned performer with him. I shall faithfully report back on what he actually does, just for you Monty.

STill, it'll probably be better than either Hannah Montana The Movie or Chipmunks 2, The Squeakquel, both of which I have sat though out of paternal love.

Come to think of it it'll probably be more fun and likely cheaper than taking him and 10 of his little friends (one with tourettes, wish I'd been warned about that) to Pizza fucking hut.

Alt: yes please Uncle Monty.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pay for 10 kids that aren't yours to eat in Pizza Hut?
Ouch!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Probably half of that
His mother (or more likely her mother) would have paid the other half. One of the advantages of divorce being a slightly fairer distribution of who pays for what.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

hahaha!
I hope he/she is a swearer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Hence Pizza fucking Hut

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)