Oh man, that seems like my ultiamte menu.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Except I don't really like wine, can I have some Robbinsons instead? I like red flavour over orange.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

There was actually a really nice salad as well but I didn't think people would care.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

How was the fois gras and lobsters done?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Fois gras was done in three ways I think,
one it was just as is, second slice was fried in seasoned butter then there was a pate of Fois gras all with nice warm bread.

Lobster was boiled then cut open and grilled with a breadcrumb and herb crust on the top twas good.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I am now masturbating.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I'm lolling because I've just heard about Anthony Warrell-Thomson

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Why nick cheese?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

What, is he dead?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

*prays*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Nah he's been caught shoplifting Cheese and wine from Tescos.
Gill hit on the REAL issue YEAH!

If that was you or me we would be in jail. celebrity you get off
- gill, manchester, 9/1/2012 9:30

Those prisons are full of people who shoplift about a tenner of stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Hahah good one Gill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Finger on the pulse that one!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i was given 5 to life for shoplifting a staedtler staple remover

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

STOP ADMITTING YOUR CRIMES ONLINE YOU PRICK!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

but admitting crimes online is rexel-lent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

in cumberland

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

i saw some eels living inside a sea cucumber on tv last night
looked like a big horrible anus
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

how big was the cucumber that it could fit eels in it and still look like an arsehole?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:09, Reply)

fucken massive
looked about 5ft long and as big as a barrel

just like *chubby b3tans name here*
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

You'd be quicker deleting the non-chubby b3tans

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)

oh right
fucken massive
looked about 5ft long and as big as a barrel

just like roota, only with fewer eels in its craw
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

That's plenty, Quentin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Your TV wasn't switched on.
That was your reflection.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

i don't even have a tv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

That reminds me of this
www.geek.com/articles/chips/man-attempts-to-turn-monitor-into-a-mirror-by-scanning-a-mirror-20091127/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)