Nononononono, you must get incredibly drunk. Really really really "defences down, oh god, what a mistake, oh god, oh god, what have I done? What. Have. I. Done.... WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME ANYMORE? THIS IS YOUR FAULT !!!!" drunk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Will you be going Gonz?
You don't need a visa these days.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

And then get picked up by your husband

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

"My husband would like a word with you, Gonz...."

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:18, Reply)

"I've got a bowel condition. If you hit me, it's murder"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

the rejected first suggestion
for the "eggshell skull" principle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I know someone who was in a coma for 2 months after being punched
the irony was the punch was thrown at someone else, but they ducked!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

know saw a film about
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

No honestly, he was drinkning in a bar a fight broke out behind him
a punch was thrown, one guy ducked and my mate was twatted on the back of the head, he fell and cracked his head on the concrete. It was touch and go for a while.

on the plus side he got to fly home on his own jet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

colcloughlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Craig Colclough. Own jet.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Jet!
Oo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooooooh!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

oohh,
well the insuarnce companty dealt with it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)

And you're cleaning up the mess.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

If you come can Mr. Beth at least pop in to say "hi"?
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Are you trying to pick up my husband?
Or do you just want to tell him horrendous tales of my misdeeds?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

He just sounds cool and I want to meet him.
I also think he should give Gonz a firm handshake with lots of eye contact.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

He totally would do this, too...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I thought a high-five and no eye-contact was protocal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

One look at my face and he'll rub my hair and say "Good for you champ, you cheeky bugger, now don't do it again !"
I'm like the sexual version of Puss In Boots, everyone has a free pass !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)