the guards are busy today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

in ireland the police are called Garda
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

In Holland they have 'POLITE' across their hats.
I can confirm they are nothing of the sort and release dogs on people.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

maybe they have different customs over there and thats how they say hello

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

It's how they react to yobbish English students pushing small cars into canals.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Oi, less of the student.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Sorry Baz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

you should probably try looking less like a football hooligan over there, then.
The dutch are premier league at it wheras we are only GM conference. I assume the police respond accordingly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

They're bloody crackers over there.
I crapped my pants on more than one occasion.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Dutch hooligans are really fucking special
Germans are pretty tasty too.

The problem is that British hooligans are, fundamentally, stupid and usually xenophobic. Dutch and German hooliganism is very well organised but specifically tribal inter-club. Dutch hooligans don't follow the national team abroad(so Holland doesn't have a reputation like we do) and it doesn't usually drag in non-football fans.

I was on a train in Munich years ago when some 1860 fans stormed it to get some Bayern fans. I have never seen anything like it my life. Until the riot police re-stormed it 5 mins later with dogs, which was even more mental.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Germans storming something? Never.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)