No, I am at my desk, getting my morning wank out of the way.
PS you're all cunts and I hate you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's mutual Monty old chap.
Try not to get it in your eyes this time.

Oh, and blatantly stolen from another Betan on Face Book but it made me laugh:

I once tried to charge Stephen Hawking with rape.

It didn't work, so I just replaced his batteries instead.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

well if you wrapped your cock in copper wire and shoved some magnets up his arse...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I don't get it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

it's a joke on the dual meaning of the word "charge"



thicko
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

One is charging him with rape? I didn't know rape was a form of stored energy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

TTJ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I see, that's the joke!!!
I was reading it like it was...funny.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I think I look foolish now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I think someone needs a hug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Me!

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

*huggles*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Thanks! I needed that today.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

*huggles also*
/bandwagon
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I now have thoughts of being the filling in an ape and comrade sammich.
*dreams*
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I think someone needs a mattock between the eyes.
I think that person is you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

*does not huggles*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)