Are you bashing
With us in April? When I looked yesterday it was an entirely straight acceptance list, and I think we need to be a bit more diverse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd be more than happy to flounce it up a bit for you
Assuming it happens in Bristol, I reckon I can persuade the missus to visit the sister while I get down with you crazy party animals. But I will need details. Dates, for example.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

In the calendar, dude.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

EFFORT
Cheers

EDIT: I'm in. Provisionally. Where's this pub in relation to Clifton Village? As that's where I'll be crashing the night.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

OMG! I GET TO MEET DARTH AT LAST.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

+PROBABLY
This entire plan is dependent on me persuading the missus and her car-driving sister that a road trip is a good idea, Bristol is the other side of the country from Norwich, I'm not getting a train that far for a piss-up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I am.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I would also refer you to British Rail's "hilarious" network
Which makes getting anywhere other than Manchester or London, or points directly in between (like Nottingham, thankfully) laborious and cunty.

Basically, it's a lift with one sister-in-law to visit another or nowt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Come on Darth, I can buy you those pints I owe you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I have completely lost track of our cricketing beer bets old boy
Would be rather spiffing to relax with a brandy and discuss a sport England are currently unparalleled in.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Ermmm. Tell which sport that is, and I'll do some research.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

You know... cricket?
The one England are the best in the world at?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

OK, that one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

15 minute walk
Or about a river in a cab.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

That's not too bad then
Are Rory and Quentin really coming or have they been infected with the Rosalicious virus?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

that could get a bit wet

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Surely there is at least one black humpbacked lesbian jewish dyslexic single parent you can invite to 'balance the books'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Is your mum busy that day?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

No idea. Haven't spoken to the old cunt in nearly 20 years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

So, Gonz needs to black up, steal a child, and walk with a bad back for the day?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

He does that now, when he goes to the benefit office.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

1st lol of the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Just waiting for Monty to accept
Or his mum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I have just spoken to my wife
and she has given me permission to attend. See you in Brizzle.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Marriedmenlols!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)