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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've only met two Swedish girls and they were both absurdly well-endowed and generally drop-dead gorgeousHowever, they both refused my generous offer of shafting their dirtpipe so maybe stereotypes are bollocks
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You should have been less romantic about your proposal.They view it as a weakness. Try being direct.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:25,
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Honestly, I put so much effort into itFake moustache, toolbox, hastily scripted entendre-heavy dialogue about their fridge needing fixing, the works
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Scandinavian trannies turning you down for sex, whatever next?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:26,
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I'm thinking maybe a musical numberJazz hands, high kicks, singalong chorus about blonde hair and brown pubes, the whole nine yards
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I'm going to a musical on monday night.Would you like me to text you updates as it goes along so you can imagine being there with me?
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Are you coming out here, Al?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:33,
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That depends entirely on which musicalI have standards, thank you
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Well, for exampleIf it's Chicago, Legally Blonde, Avenue Q or Wicked, then yes. If it's Mamma Mia or Tonight's the Night he can fuck right off.
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Yes. I would like texts, please.Second best musical I've ever seen, it's fucking brilliant. Give my friend Charlotte a wave from me.
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Obvious strikethrough is obvious(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:27,
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I suppose I should be worried that reading that has coincided with me needing a shitBack in a mo
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A loose sphincter is a common symptom of your condition, I believe.Perhaps some clenching exercises?
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:29,
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His pelvic floor must be shot now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:31,
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It's trueYou won't find so many crap muscles anywhere. Except maybe the freezer section of Lidl.
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They must be what Chompy was eating, those muscles(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:34,
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EurghI can take all the gay jokes in the world but the thought of having something in common with Chompy is going too far
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just be glad you're not the poor bint who has to shag him in a travelodge(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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It's a TRAVEL TAVERNI'm not interested in what you call your sordid little grief-hole
God I love Christopher Morris
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i think she's the one who'll have a "sordid little grief-hole", dude(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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