i went to see my friend in germany
nobody laughed (except me when i was introduced to her chinese flatmate, whose name in english sounded exactly like "you ming". in my defence, i was v drunk) and they all headbanged to really shit rock music.

i have just booked an appointment to have my teeth whitened in harley street. has anyone had this done? does it hurt as much as some people say??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:37, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My mate on the telly had hers done years ago
Unless you gargle with bleach it shouldn't hurt

You getting your PIPs done at the same time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

if the paste tastes salty, ask for your money back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Haha!
"I'm just using my special tool to apply it now. Keep your eyes closed"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

"open wide, I just need to get right to the back teeth..."

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

"ok, rinse and spit for me"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

are you boys having fun here?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I waiting for you and Cancerjoy to kick off
mention his cat, go on, I dare you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

the thing is
we already know he's a selfish twat who thinks cats mix well with living in a house on a busy main road.

just wait til his son tries to cross it to escape the stifling atmosphere of "what i could have been if only i hadn't been so stupid as to get someone up the duff whilst i was still just a student". THAT'LL be worth mentioning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Christ
Was there ANY need to mention 'Harley Street'?

Nope, none whatsoever other than being a braindead harridan.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

don't let it intimidate you
and your rotting mouthful of blackened deep fried marsbar covered teeth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Yey, fight, fight, fight,fight!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I have nothing to add to the matter.
But can I just let it be known that according to my dentist I have perfect teeth.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I heard you get good deals on
abortions and liposuction on HARLEY STREET. You should see if they will do you a package. I'm sure you could afford it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

i'll think about it
then i'll tell you what it feels like to be able to afford things that i didn't have to sign on to get.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)

My mate's missus is called Ying
I thought he said Ming
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)