The best thing about where I live is that my flat's pretty nice
it's convenient for work and for friends and for days out in London. The worst thing about it? It's Slough.

Alt: I have two from around the same time. I was about 6 or 7 and playing with some kids from the street in my next door neighbour's garden. I kissed one of them. Her name was Emma and she was blonde and it was my first ever kiss. She was also hanging upside down from the climbing frame at the time. In a hilarious Accord-style internet irony, she's now a model according to my mum.

I also remember another guy on the street buying a light gold VW Scirocco.

Alt alt: Definitely not.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sorry, I'm bored
er is
ma lyn
S
model gay porn star specialising in self-fellatio
Definitely not evidently so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7421992
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Is it just me,
or did it suddenly get more intelligent, better-dressed and grammatically flawless in here?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I heard Quenton Oftiweak once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I heard he shot a man in Reno,
but he had no alibi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I heard he was a tedious prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Please append somthing that rhymes with "die"
or your otherwise flawless comment cannot be granted credence in this context.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Aye

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

who the fuck is quenton?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Yes, you're well-placed to make a spelling dig, carry on. No irony to see here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

make a spelling dig die horribly and slowly in agony by being burned almost to death and then catching an infection in the hospital that makes it feel like your skin is bathed in acid. so please please please carry on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

ha!
mental
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

How are your Belindas, Quentin?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Tricky's denying everything!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Ah well, who cares?
I was asking about your piles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i know you was, i've stopped caring now, its too much for me
the piles are good thanks, got me some Germaloids from the pharamcy, todays looking up

how are you roota? screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwm
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

bweep, forsooth.
The best ones to get are the ones with hydrocortisone in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

you seem to know alot about this, have you been rogered violently in the bum too?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Believe what you like.
All these pathetic 'characters' are merely contructs of your own malfunctioning brain anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

they're not you silly tart
Tricky was in poland with his fiance over new year, he came in today and we all called him a dirty dog and he's pretending nothing happedned

not a very good liar tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

He's like a shit Emma Frost

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

he's retarded
he can't help it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

If he was retarded we wouldn't make fun of him
We're not that mean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

i had no idea david had a daughter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Mmmmmmmm january Jones

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I watched that for the first time yesterday.
I thought it was very enjoyable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Having read this,
I am also sorry you're bored.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

It's your fault I'm bored
This Palestine phone book is nowhere near as good a read as I was hoping. Paul Ross gave the movie five stars though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Rossy would never give five stars to something unless it was TRULY AMAZING.
The fault must lie with you. Keep reading and try harder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I am wondering if I've set my standards too high
trying to appreciate something recommended so highly by the paragon of taste that is Paul Ross.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)