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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Saturday night.
Time for shut in wish I was going out jukebox. Show your links.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcf5kzBCdy4&ob=av3e

Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YCLOPghc34
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:55, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-1d_PQrLmQ
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)
YES
Guards, get jeff a dark rum and coke.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:59, Reply)
It's BANGIN' in here tonight MMPS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-PcMSxrUA

I reckon that Donna from the hairdressers is bang up for it. I'm gonna see if she wants a Malibu.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Fuck yeah, the roof is on FIRE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

Go on then, they've got malibu slushies at the bar. I think she'll be well into that.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Right. I'm gonna get her a Malibu and pineapple.
I hope the DJ plays a slower one....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMO84Twq9Ow
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Here's one for some grinding jeff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL9mRus19o&ob=av2n

She looks WELL up for it. Throw some smooth shapes her way.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Fuckin' DJ trying to put the mockers on my moves with Donna.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IGPv2r_A1o

Fuck it, I'm going to the bar to get an Aftershock, want one?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Yeah, go on then. And a few WKDs.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8&ob=av3e

FUCK! DANCEFLOOR NOW!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Good news.
Donna was well impressed with me rapping along to the intro to this, and she says that if Dave from the rugby club isn't here by 11, she'll let me buy her a kebab.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MnELifX3sQ
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)
weird they'd play that twice
i think the dj hates you
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)
You've seen nuffink!

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I've seen that the lass in the undersized
skin tight lime green top is leering at you
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Yeah, go on jeff get her a malibu slushie.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyf0YwUJcqk
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)
oh man! It's the 'three guitar band songs the DJ knows part of the set'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f06QZCVUHg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk&ob=av3e
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg&ob=av3e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Shit! C'mon cavy, lets dance. Or at least, shuffle around a bit and wave our hands in the air.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg&ob=av2e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)
try and stop me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=crOZk88eCcg
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)
one day I'll find someone who makes me feel like this song does
...shit, too many vodkas...bleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)
NOT ENOUGH BOOZE! MOAR SHOTS OF SAMBUCCA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u_3Z9_LUw&ob=av2e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)
*thrusts*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS4tBqvfPko
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)
*does a srs mosh*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc&ob=av2e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)
*gets crick in neck*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDVsIvvFtcs
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
*jumps*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Q0jPyrja0
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)
[censored by moderator] youtube.
bunch of [censored by moderator] who can suck my [censored by moderator] and then spit my [censored by moderator] onto TORI AMOS'[censored by moderator]
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)
they kind of miss the point

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)
yeah lolirony

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Guards, get cavy a snakebite and a shot of malibu.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)
watch for flying elbows
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vBGOrI6yBk
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)
WOAH there cavy. Bring it down a notch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqADHn7SWlA&ob=av2e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)
looks like I went to the other club
my feet are stuck to the carpet
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHYOXyy1ToI&ob=av3e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Call me a buzzkill but.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt8d3Shlfrg
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Fucking hell, keep the slow dancing for later.
Guards, a half of babysham for the emo.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I make up for it. In a gay way.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr_ZHvY3no8
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Can't outgay me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozPfE0rqnnY
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUqorX6-uW0
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:12, Reply)
well, that would at least widen my pool of possibilities

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Guards, get barry a wine spritzer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBr5JKSuks
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Genius video. They should have used this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jGcxMHO8OA
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy-cRqw9Sc8

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-X_s4Gx6b0 (big, big tune)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU

Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVORzxxm5s
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)
AH! Well played.
Guards, get woodside a hooch and a shot of amaretto.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAaSyZODa3g
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)
*shuffles about in approximation of a dance*

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqJsxokcsC4

or

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAF5ybVtxI
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)
Guards, get dozzer a couple of e's and a pint of amstel.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I love Windowlicker.
It still sounds futuristic as fuck, even after 12 or so years.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:43, Reply)
If you like that, you'll loathe this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffVSwLmU6wI
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I don't mind that actually.
A bit 1996, but it's alright.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
It sounds like it should be futuristic but sounds old.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Ah, I see now.
Indeed.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)
In my mind, the beginning sounds a bit like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XB5fNslsg
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)
ha! it does an all.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:52, Reply)
On the comedown
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcTp1r_Nls&ob=av2e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I love Little Dragon.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9NCxIe1nqA
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Back up a notch. AGWA BOMBS ALL ROUND!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S43IwBF0uM&ob=av2e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)
segues into...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtoKSoS1i5k
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Fuck it! More happy time gay dancing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWudSNn13v0
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:56, Reply)
MOving the indie disco to here now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAbZzdalZh4
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Fuck it! DANCE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Yeah, fuck you saturday night.
With your 'friends' and 'clubs' and 'drinking'

This is just as good.

*sob*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)
all this time I was just sat with a cold
with a blanket on my knees and a packet of white chocolate buttons. But for one, shining moment...I believed
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
The magic of the internet.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I am verging on very depressed.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:22, Reply)
do you want miserable music to complement your mood
or happy tunes to cheer you up?

This one combines melancholy and optimism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
That's good that is.
I'm the master of listening to miserable music to pull myself further into a hole of depression and misery.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
I always do that
until I can work my way back out. Problem is, I don't really do happy music
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I'm bringing out the bender guns.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGMb5PakOQ
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)
I'll see that and raise you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h83b8hV1LlE&feature=related
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I could easily destory you with What What In The Butt.
However that would be like winning a bar brawl with a tactical nuke.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Oh yeah? Have this abortion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n--JnAwirk
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Shit. Is that Tesco Mary?

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
It's fucking full of wrong and awesome is what it is.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I'd like to put this forward
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZJt6Gv4XPk
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Legendary.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I'd offer up Lordi
but that's too easy
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
haha, oh fuck! What about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_tspk1ifFI
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is faintly disturbing.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
oh I remember that craziness
i liked this one. I'd wear the costume to, if I have the legs for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2As81yRq8
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
COR! I actually really like this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0D0ZxjpbkM
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Great backing vocals by the Binladenettes.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Gotta say, the 2006-2008 contests were way OTT
The last 3 years have been generally more restrained (apart from Jedward). This years may have to as its taking place in a developing nation.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Iceland put up their female version of Sacha Baron Cohen as a Bimbo character.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEos9VLtgFU
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Oh dear sweet shuddering fuck.
This one is speaking in tongues.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGJPFxOBEIA
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Conveniently sidesteps Belguim's language divide.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
I love the way she references "Eurotrash"

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)
What makes it even more awesome is they won.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I well know this
we were playing our own version of the drinking game in which we each had a country. I had Finland.

There are videos of us somewhere wearing larp masks, and chanting in finnish
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
You need to post a link Captain.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)
doesn't seem to be on my youtube channel (all I have is some people singing made up songs in a tent )
Probably a lot of effort to find and not as exciting as you might think
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is amazing though and will make anyone, anywhere cheer up at least a little bit.
Just, ahhhhh.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ncHXNPEXU
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I take it you've not been texted yet then Baz. :-(

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Nope. Although it's not (just) that.
I think the comedown from the half ounce of MDMA me and my mate did Sunday/Monday/Tuesday has properly come to bite me on the arse. I thought I'd got away with it but the last twenty four hours has been horrendous.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)
When are you going back to Newcastle?

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Ticket is for Monday.
But I can't face going back so I'm gonna book another ticket for Weds or Thurs. My housemates are going to kill me because they've all been back over a week and the TV and Playstation are locked in my room.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Bad times Baz.
Get your mother to make you a nice cup of tea.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
WAIT, THIS SHOULD CHEER YOU UP!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
:(

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
aww whut? how's about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
gonna need more samucca before i can join in this dancing

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Reading that it sounds like you've already had your quota!

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
cavy in OT OTT drunk shocker!

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:55, Reply)
the only time I'm accused of being drunk here
and I'm on my 5th cup of tea
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
On a very uplifting note.
I've just been informed that whilst losing today a large group of the Fulham support started singing "Losing to ten men, we don't give a fuck, we're gonna turn the ground, into an R'n'B club" and then started singing the chorus to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfsHctqvMwc&ob=av3e
I know exactly who would have started that, I love Fulham sometimes. We hate football and love wind ups.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
gotta love football chants.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:42, Reply)
I also think Fulham are the only club that would include the lyrics "ha ha ha hee hee" in an official club anthem.
youtu.be/B3dIErKIxBU
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:43, Reply)
link fucked.
Is it the laughing gnome, cause that gives me teh fear.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
No it's the gayest football anthem in the world
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3dIErKIxBU&feature=youtu.be
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)
fuckin hell.
Plus cottagers, gayest nickname eva.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyT4zRO-Ejw
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Thanks Q, we needed that.
Guards, glass of white wine for quentin.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 20:53, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QAvkFS_cgk&skipcontrinter=1
On a similar note
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Ha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxgTQuRH-M
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)
FOREVER ALONE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk&ob=av3e
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
ARGH NO! ELEVATE MOOD!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnBi-LNM0Og
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I was listening to that earlier.
But I can't relate to it because I'm a handsome sod.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
YEAH!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I used to think that song was about me.
Back when my hair was perfect. It's still amazing its just going through a bit of an identity crisis at the moment.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)
it must be hard being beautiful

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I wouldn't say I'm beautiful.
I just have amazing hair.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Poor Barry.
You'll miss it when you're bald :'(
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I ain't ever going bald son.
No man in my family has lost their hair. We never will, we're far too cool for that nonsense.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Denial. It's almost sad.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
almost
but just bookmark the comment for 30 years' time, just in case
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)
30 years? LOL.
5 more like.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
isn't he 12 or something?
he's very young
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
bet my hair gets more comments than you
(mostly asking about dye and bleach)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)
It probably does.
But last week this now elusive girl ran her hands through mine and said "you have perfect hair". Oh how happy I was then.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
damn it I thought we were getting you away from obssessing about her

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Yeah we are she can fuck off (sort of).
I just remembered that happened though and it made me quite happy.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)
well it's better to have loved and lost than
spend over a fucking year without even a chance
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Ha.
Thing is, I know for a fact she likes me. I obviously like her. She's just a proper head fucker abouter. If I wasn't leaving next week I'd be far more relaxed about it, I just want to see her before I go.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
last evening you are there
do ridiculous dramatic gesture involving music and an open window or something. Profit
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Time for another round. Jager bombs all round.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHcBsIeVjjM
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)
desperately thinking of tunes that are dancable
can i have absinthe instead? I'm an artist, dontcha know, it's part of the deal, I have to drink the green fairy

edit: got one! www.youtube.com/watch?v=svHI8H0Xi6E&feature=fvst
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
yes! Two absinthe and a pint of cider.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kE0pxRkMtQ&feature=related
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Okay, how about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXt0G1UvolQ
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
*skips about*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JhVWsc5Xgg
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Typical thieving micks, wild rover is a scotch song.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I'm staying out of it
I'm an English in Wales, I stay out of your celtic fights
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
first time for everything.
AMIRITE?!?!?!?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)
We just wait until you've fought it out a bit and
got very drunk then take over all your castles, bitches!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
You can take our freedom but you'll never take our
FIDDELDY DEE!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RLeJ1IY358&feature=related
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)
how can you have a national instrument
which can be used as a sonic weapon?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)
If someone tells you during a date this song is relevant to them, should you walk/run away?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Adult to child guidance needed here! ;-)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)
depends on hotness of person
and you desperateness for sex

i suspect there is a graph for this
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I suspect its a linear graph, where attractiveness correlates inversely with desire to run off.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Jump in with both feet!
Hi Freef, when did you get back?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
turns out he was semidetached all along
who knew?
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Everyone.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Well, it saved you some abuse in the mean time I guess
Nice to have you 'back' at least until the next time we argue. :)
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Thankyou.
Genuinely.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Your welcome, genuinely.
Enjoy it while it lasts, I doubt we're any more in agreement than we ever were.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Ha! told you so.

(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Yesterday.
Was a liar, never left.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

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