Fuck no.
We've already stumped up for an obscenely expensive wedding to marry her horse-faced grandson off to some posh bird, in spite of that Old Etonian Cunt who runs the place telling us we've got to be "austere." If she wants a yacht she can fucking build it herself. I might take her round Wickes to help her choose some wood and some bitumen if I'm feeling charitable.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:54, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There's definitely a double entendre in that last sentence
but I feel it's a) improper and b) gross
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

off you go then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I've met Wills on several occasions and I have to say that he was charming and witty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I taught him everything he knows.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

is that why he raped my sister?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

No that's because she loved it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I knew she was a wrong'an

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I mean, you're from Milton keynes
has she no taste at all?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I heard your sister likes Travelodge.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Now that is going too far Al
Why would you been rude about someone you've never met?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)

What makes you think I haven't met your sister?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Didn't you meet her whilst simultaneously high-fiving Chompy?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Well, we tried,
but her ankles kept getting in the way.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

cankles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

She's not into "cuddly" men

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

ooh! we could make it into a TV series
like grand designs only its the queen trying to make a yacht
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)

"Yes, Your Majesty, you'll need a Phillips screwdriver for this part...
"No, not Philip, a Phillips screwdriver...Phillips scr- ein Kreutzschlitzschraubenzieher, Eure Majestät."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

"Liz and Phil have been working on their
ambitious yacht project for over a year now. Their initial intention to move in before christmas is looking increasingly unlikely and they are running out of budget fast. The caravan they've been living in while the project is underway is beginning to leak and take its toll on the couple. Perhaps they should have been more realistic at the design stage, rather than relying on 'favours'. Liz...are you beginning to regret your decision to build the yacht yourself?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:19, Reply)

kevin loves it when they fuck up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

The lattice thin-shell roof was one of the main design features of the original plans
but now, facing budget constraints and the looming Christmas deadline for moving in, Phillip and Elizabeth have to decide whether to keep the roof and remain true to the concept or save money and go with a cheaper alternative.

I always thought it was wildly ambitious for a yacht. We shall see.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)