I do quite like bio oil.
It makes your skin well nice, I don't really know why I've never bothered with maintaining my youthful handsomeness before. It ain't gonna stick around by accident.
Also I'm quite happy that the girl I've no idea what's going on with has started conversations with me rather than the other way round. Nice new change.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Snakes with tits bazza, snakes with tits.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Good weekend then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Yeah really good thanks,
I'm not allowed to talk about it though, Al gets very angry.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Oh, was it his wife?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Ha, I wish, that would be the ultimate irl zing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Oh, go on, lots of details
with diagrams where appropriate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

You need diagrams at your age?

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I'm not here to give you wank fodder.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Always a good sign.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Obviously it happens 48 hours before I go 300 miles away for two months.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I have some Bio Oil.
Maybe I'll put some on my legs
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Does wonders for your skin init?
I never realised how bad my skin was compared to how good it can be with a little work. Christ I'm a poof.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Nothing wrong with being metrosexaul Barry.
Just keep a little neanderthal where it counts.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Y fronts full of pubes, that's what keeps the girls interested in Barry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I'm a gentleman in all respects when it comes to girls.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

bo-ring!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:09, Reply)

It probably does hinder me.
I am very, very nice. I mean I'm a cunt in all other circumstances but I tell girls I enjoy spending time with them and the like. I ain't changing though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Me and you both Barry.
It's always nice to have people make the effort to let you know they like spending time with you regardless of the relationship.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

My mate originally gave it to me for a scar on my leg where I had to have a mole removed.
But I stopped using it because I don't want the scar to fade. It looks like a little woodlouse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

*pats Roota on the head*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)