we spent most of our time at school in hysterics about something
but you really had to be there for most of it. probably all of it.

i did once speculate loudly about which teacher's house we might be sequestered at overnight if there was a fuck-up with the exam papers, as had happened somewhere else. i dismissed 3/4 ugly and female teachers, then remembered the HAWT male PE/classics teacher, and announced: "mmmm. kendrick. heeeeeeeeelllooooooooo. imagine that in a towel in the morning."

only for him to clear his throat from about 3 feet behind us. i nearly died on the spot.

and then he was invigilating that morning's maths gcse.

and then he taught me latin sometimes at a-level.

gah.

if badger were around, i'd say "scotland sucks", but he doesn't seem to be, and i've never been (the ground was all muddy around hadrian's wall and i didn't want to ruin my shoes by crossing it), so as you were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

AA
you post-deleting post-deleter, you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Wait a minute...
You have never been to Scotland - EVER?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I haven't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

What on earth is wrong with you people?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I haven't
The problem with Scotland, is it's full of Scots
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I've wanted to for years, just never got around to it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

For the same money though you could go somewhere else

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
That's exactly what has happened.

Edinburgh or Barcelona? No contest.

Edinburgh or Amsterdam? No contest.

Edinburgh or be flayed alive over a gun barrel? No contest.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Depends on your criteria I suppose
Freely-available drugs and hookers - Amsterdam

Stunning architecture and incredible nightlife - Barcelona

A pub crawl in the pishing rain culminating in a quick scuttling round the back of a pub with a vomit- and kebab-stained harridan - Edinburgh.

Different strokes for different folks, innit?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

When you put it like that....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Actually not as full as you'd think
There are loads of English Sassenachs living here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I have heard that, I assuem this is why Edinburgh at least is vaguely civilised

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

When I was there, I thought there were surprisingly few scotch people.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I wrote it, realised it just sounded ridiculous, went to rewrite it, then got interrupted.
What it said was "There are worse things than fancying your teacher, and them hearing you proclaim it. For example, your teacher walking in on you knobbing his daughter"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:21, Reply)